Disclaimer: Godzilla belongs to Toho and TriStar. "Blame Canada!" was written by Trey Parker and Marc Shaiman and hails from South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut. "Godzilla" was written by Blue Oyster Cult. I wrote the new lyrics.
TriStar Song Spoofs
by: MegaZeo
I was sorely disappointed with the TriStar film, so I created these. I thought they were pretty funny, so I thought I'd share them with you. To start off with, here's a spoof of the South Park movie's "Blame Canada!"...
"BLAME TRISTAR!"
Godzilla has changed, his looks have gotten worse.
When people see Deanzilla they just want to scream and curse.
Should we blame Matt Broderick?
Or mabye Jean Reno?
Or mabye that twit, Maria Pitillo?
No! Blame TriStar! Blame TriStar!
It seems that everything's gone wrong since TriStar came along!
Blame TriStar! Blame TriStar!
We need to form a full assault.
It's TriStar's fault!
Don't blame us for God-zil-la.
When asked "Should he breath fire?"
We said "No duh!"
And what's all this about running 200 miles an hour?
That kind of thing can leave one feeling sour.
Blame TriStar! Blame TriStar!
Because when TriStar is gone,
Toho will bring back Megalon!
Blame TriStar! Blame TriStar!
They're not even a real studio, anyway.
Deanzilla could've been the King of The Monsters, oh, it's so true.
Instead he was a giant iguana. Oh, whooptie-doo!
Should we blame Tatopolous?
Should we blame Dean Devlin?
Let's hope they go to Hell and not Heaven!
Yessir! Blame TriStar! Blame TriStar!
With all their "Power Breath" b.s.!
Toho always does it best!
Blame TriStar! Shame on TriStar, for... the...
Baby Godzillas, the coffee and donuts, the stupid army who says "woe us", and especially that stupid, freaking, crappy, dumb ol', weak-ass TAXI CHAAAAAAAAASE!!!
Did ya like that, boys and girls? And here's a spoof of Blue Oyster Cult's famous "Godzilla" song...
"DEANZILLA"
With a stupid-lookin' grimace, and a laughable sound,
he runs those city high-tension wires down.
Helpless people on a subway train stand their ground
as he runs away from them.
The U.S. army are a bunch of dumb twits,
'n' they're watched by Frenchies who think our coffee is sh*t.
Oh no! He's not from Tokyo! Here comes Deanzilla!
Oh yes! They say he's such a pest! That darn Deanzilla!
Oh no! He's not from Tokyo! Here comes Deanzilla!
Oh yes! They say he's such a pest! That darn Deanzilla!
Deanzilla!!! Deanzilla! Deanzilla! Deanzilla! Deanzilla! Deanzilla! Deanzilla!
Deanzilla! Deanzilla! Deanzilla! Deanzilla! Deanzilla! Deanzilla! Deanzilla!
Oh no! He's not from Tokyo! Here comes Deanzilla!
Oh yes! They say he's such a pest! That darn Deanzilla!
History shows again and again
how TriStar points out the folly of Dean Devlin.
Deanzilla!
History shows again and again
how TriStar points out the folly of Dean Devlin.
Deanzilla!
History shows again and again
how TriStar points out the folly of Dean Devlin.
Deanzilla!
History shows again and again
how TriStar points out the folly of Dean Devlin.
DEANZILLA!!!
TriStar Song Spoofs
by: MegaZeo
I was sorely disappointed with the TriStar film, so I created these. I thought they were pretty funny, so I thought I'd share them with you. To start off with, here's a spoof of the South Park movie's "Blame Canada!"...
"BLAME TRISTAR!"
Godzilla has changed, his looks have gotten worse.
When people see Deanzilla they just want to scream and curse.
Should we blame Matt Broderick?
Or mabye Jean Reno?
Or mabye that twit, Maria Pitillo?
No! Blame TriStar! Blame TriStar!
It seems that everything's gone wrong since TriStar came along!
Blame TriStar! Blame TriStar!
We need to form a full assault.
It's TriStar's fault!
Don't blame us for God-zil-la.
When asked "Should he breath fire?"
We said "No duh!"
And what's all this about running 200 miles an hour?
That kind of thing can leave one feeling sour.
Blame TriStar! Blame TriStar!
Because when TriStar is gone,
Toho will bring back Megalon!
Blame TriStar! Blame TriStar!
They're not even a real studio, anyway.
Deanzilla could've been the King of The Monsters, oh, it's so true.
Instead he was a giant iguana. Oh, whooptie-doo!
Should we blame Tatopolous?
Should we blame Dean Devlin?
Let's hope they go to Hell and not Heaven!
Yessir! Blame TriStar! Blame TriStar!
With all their "Power Breath" b.s.!
Toho always does it best!
Blame TriStar! Shame on TriStar, for... the...
Baby Godzillas, the coffee and donuts, the stupid army who says "woe us", and especially that stupid, freaking, crappy, dumb ol', weak-ass TAXI CHAAAAAAAAASE!!!
Did ya like that, boys and girls? And here's a spoof of Blue Oyster Cult's famous "Godzilla" song...
"DEANZILLA"
With a stupid-lookin' grimace, and a laughable sound,
he runs those city high-tension wires down.
Helpless people on a subway train stand their ground
as he runs away from them.
The U.S. army are a bunch of dumb twits,
'n' they're watched by Frenchies who think our coffee is sh*t.
Oh no! He's not from Tokyo! Here comes Deanzilla!
Oh yes! They say he's such a pest! That darn Deanzilla!
Oh no! He's not from Tokyo! Here comes Deanzilla!
Oh yes! They say he's such a pest! That darn Deanzilla!
Deanzilla!!! Deanzilla! Deanzilla! Deanzilla! Deanzilla! Deanzilla! Deanzilla!
Deanzilla! Deanzilla! Deanzilla! Deanzilla! Deanzilla! Deanzilla! Deanzilla!
Oh no! He's not from Tokyo! Here comes Deanzilla!
Oh yes! They say he's such a pest! That darn Deanzilla!
History shows again and again
how TriStar points out the folly of Dean Devlin.
Deanzilla!
History shows again and again
how TriStar points out the folly of Dean Devlin.
Deanzilla!
History shows again and again
how TriStar points out the folly of Dean Devlin.
Deanzilla!
History shows again and again
how TriStar points out the folly of Dean Devlin.
DEANZILLA!!!