Coffee Grinder - DavexJade

by JesusHC

After a hard day of work at the coffee shop, Dave Strider notices his crush and childhood best friend Jade Harley walk in. Dave has never been able to tell her of is true feelings, but little does he know that they are indeed mutual. Jade attempts to confess her love and play it cool by "ordering a coffee". Emotions are raw, tears are shed, and laughs are had in this DavexJade fic.

Dave Strider cleaned the small coffee shop. As usual it was an empty morning and his boredom echoed throughout the room. Dave's shades fluttered excitingly as Jade walked into the store. Jade smiled and greeted him happily. "Can I have a coffee?" she inquired as she sat in the stool and leaned over the counter. Dave stared at the luscious lumps hiding beneath her unreasonably white shirt, his sunglasses concealing his eye movements. "How about some 'cockee'" Dave laughed grabbing a fresh mug and making hip thrusting motions. Jade smirked, and grabbed Dave's shirt. Her galactic green eyes howled for him, and his midnight shades platonically asked for her. Jade thrusted her tongue in and out of Dave's mouth while slowly wiggling his nips. Dave excitedly threw off his shirt, his shades staying in the same place the entire time. Jade wriggled off her skirt, her legs smooth and hotter than Dave's balls.

She hesitantly took off his pants, unveiling his shotgun of love and his scrotum spectacles. His enormous bepis stood taller than the twin towers, and the shades brighter than skaia. He took off her shirt unveiling her beautiful chest bongos. He held them like baseballs and twisted her McNipples. Dave layed her down on the counter and rubbed her snoot like he was scratching a record, and ate her like a birthday cake.

"Get in*stride* me" Jade moaned. Dave climbed on top of the counter and slowly slid his hunky chunky circumcised monkey into her meat sleeve. She quivered with pleasure as he went deeper into her wet abyss. Her clunge was deeper than his sick beats, and tighter than his god tier hood. He carressed her bodacious milkbags as he pounded her with his penetration pistol. Jade screamed louder than the Vast Croak in pleasure. Dave thrusted his throbbing love sword into her pink sex sheath while moaning.

They rolled off of the counter onto the Nepeta-colored carpet. Jade's varjaredpadelecki clenched up while she orgasmed like six times and Dave shot his yogurt slinger into her wet tunnel of love. Dave held her tight as he nailed his skin Mjolnir into her cream cave. They both threw their heads back in ecstasy and it was very anime. Dave slowly removed his man snausage and Jade drank his love sauce like it was apple juice. She laid on the floor panting from the peener attack, and Dave collapsed from a dick aneurysm. Jade never got her fucking coffee.