A/N: My first true attempt at writing a sentence... thing. Originally, I was going to do 100 pictures for this art contest. I'm lazy, though, and I don't have NEARLY enough room on my crapshoot of a computer for 100 pictures. -computer crashes- Then I was just going to do 50 sentences of the original 100. This is not for the contest, but my own amusement. I highly encourage you, if you're an artist, to join the contest these words come from, though!
Disclaimer: I do not own anything Kingdom Hearts or anything else that's copyrighted.
Flamers: ...It's not like you can discourage me from updating it. :D I do enjoy constructive comments, though.
WARNING: Uuuuum. Shonen-ai, one must suppose. Implied mansex and... mentions of other pairings. Oh, and mentions of character death. Probably OOCness, but I did my very best.
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1. Introduction
Roxas' introduction to Zexion was nothing less than embarrassing; walking in on the older Nobody showering wasn't exactly formal.
2. Love
Zexion didn't love him; he couldn't care less about his nonexistence and Roxas was completely contempt with that... for now.
3. Light
"If you expected me to say something corny like 'you are my light',you can go straight to the Underworld. Happy Valentine's."
4. Dark
When the power's out and everything is pitch black, Roxas is glad Zexion can sniff their way around.
5. Seeking Solace
It was after discovering Naminè's twisted 'betrayal' that Roxas went seeking solace, finding Axel's shoulder instead of Zexion's.
6. Break Away
Death, he discovered once, was like breaking away from everything and washing into the ocean; his second death was much of the same, just without fear and only a hint of regret.
7. Heaven
Heaven is sleeping on an ocean of sheets, a warm body curled against his and twilight hair spread across the opposite pillow.
8. Innocence
Roxas thought Zexion would have been far from innocent, considering he was a 'schemer'; the fact that the older Nobody had no idea what 'lingerie' was left him in stitches.
9. Drive
Nobody(excuse the pun) in the Organization knew how to drive, except for Zexion and Luxord; they were mostly scientists, not race car drivers, dammit!
10. Breathe Again
"Ze-Zexion!? You're alive!" "Ow! My name is Ienz-ugh! Get off me. I'd like to breathe again, thank you very much!"
11. Memory
Zexion found that, with each passing day, his memories of Ienzo were being replaced with one's of Roxas; he doesn't mind.
12. Insanity
"You want to fly on a magic carpet through a desert to beg a genie to grant you the recipe for sea-salt ice cream... And you're completely sane?"
13. Misfortune
They just happen to breathe misfortune when it comes to timing.
14. Smile
He never smiles, "Why would I do something so useless?"
15. Silence
It was too quiet once word of Castle Oblivion's destruction; Roxas loathed the silence and secretly hated Axel.
16. Questioning
The twilight haired Nobody shot him a questioning gaze, "Who said I asked for this reassignment?"
17. Blood
His hands, arms, and torso were covered with black blood as he held his lover's corpse tightly. Why why why?
18. Rainbow
With his back pressed against Roxas' torso, and rainbow bows in his hair, Zexion muttered, "This is quite possibly the gayest thing you've made me do."
19. Gray
One eye was a deep blue, resembling the darkest parts of the ocean; the other was a dull gray, telling a story Roxas would never repeat.
20. Fortitude
Sora survived his trials with fortitude; why did he almost cry when he saw the broken gravestone of a forgotten enemy?
21. Vacation
They went to Twilight Town for an unauthorized two-day vacation; unfortunately, they spent most of it in their hotel room.
22. Mother Nature
They actually met Mother Nature face to face once. She cackled insanely when Roxas made a crack about male pregnancy, causing Zexion to twitch subtly.
23. Cat
Soft white cat ears, a grey striped tail, and a solid white catsuit; he did say he would do anything for Zexion's birthday.
24. No Time
"Being a Nobody means the rules of the worlds have forgotten us. We do not age physically, cannot die of any disease, and will never become ill. We have no time."
25. Trouble Lurking
Zexion had trouble lurking when Roxas was around; the younger male would find him no matter where he was.
26. Tears
When Roxas was feeling particularly angsty, he would lay across Zexion's lap and ask through fake tears, "If I died, who would mourn for me?" Then came a thoroughly annoyed "I would, now go away."
27. Foreign
Sea-salt ice cream was completely foreign to him, but Roxas would refuse to let Zexion stay ignorant of its unique taste.
28. Sorrow
He was the only one who would feel absolutely nothing when he died; no pain, no regret, no sorrow, like a good little Nobody.
29. Happiness
There is no such thing as true happiness for a Nobody, but Roxas was sure he and Zexy got pretty damn close.
30. Under the Rain
The first time they fucked -Nobodies couldn't 'make love'- was in a dark alley, damp with rain, blood, and sweat, and Zexion pressed against a rough brick wall; a group of confused yellow eyes watched from the shadows.
31. Flowers
Zexion and Ienzo were two different people, Roxas decided, but neither was very good at the game of romance. The best he ever got was a pile of yellow roses on St. Patrick's day.
32. Night
They imagined the sun would rise once Xemnas' ambitions were fulfilled and their hearts returned; the World that Never Was would remain blanketed in the blackest night for now.
33. Expectations
Zexion had low expectations of everybody, except Roxas. "Don't bother seeking me out if all you want to do is whine. I could care less about you and your false feelings."
34. Stars
Every night one more star would go out, and they knew it was partially their fault.
35. Hold My Hand
"What part about 'don't touch me in public' don't you understand?" A sigh. "I was only holding your hand."
36. Precious Treasure
Material things only mean so much; to him there was only one truly precious treasure, and it was swallowed by the forever expanding darkness.
37. Eyes
Between them, they technically only had three.
38. Abandoned
When he had found out about the replica's revolt and the lives it took, Roxas felt a little abandoned. "You said forever, dammit!"
39. Dreams
There he was, pressed against a wall, a literal river of blood flowing from the slit in his chest; it would eventually drown him... and Zexion would never eat before bed again.
40. Rated
"Your existence is rated 'T' for 'Tahno-sex-now-get-away-from-me'."
41. Teamwork
"Turn left, LEFT! Ugh! We're never going to get anywhere at this ra- WATCH OUT FOR THE HEARTLESS!" - Roxas, on flying the gummie ship.
42. Standing Still
They could just stand still in each other's embrace until the sands of time swallowed them whole.
43. Dying
As he lay in a pool of his own blood, Zexion noticed the sadistic smirk on Axel's face just as everything went dark.
44. Two Roads
"One leads to light, one to darkness. What will you choose?" "Which road leads back to him?"
45. Illusion
Zexion could put him under the illusion he was a burning cactus for a month. Roxas was suddenly glad he was the Cloaked Schemer instead of someone irresponsible... like Demyx.
46. Family
If the Organization was some twisted form of a family, Roxas was definitely his husband... and Axel was his jealous sister.
47. Creation
Was it man who created the Heartless, or did the Heartless create man?
48. Childhood
Zexion had refused to mention a thing about his childhood; when Roxas found out from Xaldin, of all people, he finally understood why Zexion covered his right eye.
49. Stripes
"Roxas... You're not suppose to wear stripes with polka dots. You'll look like a clown... or Axel."
50. Breaking the Rules
Every time soft lips(skin, limbs, tongues) touched, they were breaking unspoken rules; Nobodies were never suppose to feel or fuck.
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A/N: Want to know what I found out? Writing fifty sentences based off a single word is harder than it looks... I thought "Oh, this has got to be the easiest thing in the world!" I hit number twenty-seven an ran out of ideas and began ripping pages out of my dictionary.
Zexion: Now... why am I uke?
Passe: Because this is crack.
Zexion: ...Why?
Passe: Because I love you too much to pair you with Xaldin?
Zexion: o.0
Passe: Now go make me a sammich.
Review- actually, I really could care less. This is a sentence... thing. THERE'S NOT MUCH GOIN' ON HERE.