Now That We Know That Dumbledore Is Gay

by Neko-Ochz

In this, our detailed analysis titled Now That We Know That Dumbledore Is Gay we shall investigate, analyze, and point all of the subtle yet OBVIOUS hints that JK was trying to give us through the book series. Damn her. And her... Bloody awesome writing..

Disclaimer: If me and Ochz owned Harry Potter. Um... ponders (Ochz: GUT HIM!! KILL HIM!!! LIESSSSS I TELL YOU LIESSS) Harry would be dead... like really dead and Sirius, James and Lily would be alive cheers Ejem... cookies?

Now... were do we start? Well easy. The revelation that Dumbledore is gay.

Why J.K. Rowling? Why? Do you know how many Minerva/Albus shippers are out there? Like a LOT I tell you. Now it all makes sense. The eccentricity, the purple robes, the hair (its prettier than mine! I mean... COME ON!) and keep counting the gayness.

Its creepy how much gayness you can find if you look in the right places. Oh God... The mental image!!! I'm gonna need help... and therapy shivers .

So yeah... Lets look all the gayness in the Harry Potter books. Vamos. COME ON!

May The Bertie-Botts-Every-Flavor-Beans Be With You and lets hope that the mental image will not get stuck.

Next chapter: OH! thats why... oh... or Harry Potter and the philosopher stone revised.