Soga King and the big pirate adventure! ()
CHAPTER 1
One day Luffy had to go to the doctor because he stretched out too hard. "Even pirates have to go to the doctor" said Chopper the fucking moose. Just then the goddamn Soga King burst through the fucking wall "Evil is afoot!" he declared with increasing volume. But Luffy didn't listen because his ears stretched too much and he couldn't hear, Chopper couldn't hear because antlers aren't ears. Anyway, so Sanji was smoking a fag and kicking and shit on a pirate ship when suddenly Blackbeard burst out of a crate and chopped Sanji's fucking dick off. "Ow, what the hell man?" he said. Just then Bowser came in his airship "Holy shit, it's Bowser!" said Sanji, then he died from blood-loss, because his dick was chopped off. As he died, he shouted out "Luffy, use your haki!". "Blackbeard!" Bowser yelled, "I have waited a long time for this fight!" "Me too." Blackbeard replied and then they started punching each other. Meanwhile, back at the hospital, Nurse Joy was working on Luffy and she discovered something TERRIBLE "Luffy, I'm afraid you have prostate cancer from stretching so far." She said. Then, Chopper asked "What's going on?" but nobody understood him because he's a fucking moose and moose can't talk. Meanwhile again, Bowser was fighting Blackbeard until Bowser got bored with fighting and decided to breath fire on Blackbeard, which killed him. This, however was a hate crime, because, contrary to popular belief Blackbeard is not actually a large white man with a beard, and is actually a black guy named Beard, hence why he is called Blackbeard. "You're going to jail for a long time, Bowser!" said the police, "FUCK!" said Bowser. TO BE CONTINUED…..WILL CHOPPER EVER NOT BE A MOOSE, WILL THE SOGA KING EVER DEFEAT HIS ARCH RIVAL AND GET THE GIRL? FIND OUT IN CHAPTER TWOOOOOOo!11111111111111