So a while ago I was reading "Falling to Temptation" by The Ruff Pusher (incredibility entertaining overlord fanfic, you should read it), and I was flipping through some of the reviews when I noticed a comment made by a certain perverted sage. I wanted to ignore it, but it planted a seed with in me. No mater how hard I tried, I could't get it out of my head. I couldn't eat, I couldn't sleep, I couldn't work. The imagery haunted my brain and the only outlet I had was to write this in a blaze of passion.
"Well done Neuronist." Ainz turned on his heel and ruffled his robe in a kingly motion.
He was zoned out and his voice showed signs of anxiety. He had been racking his brain all day discerning Demiurge's plan but he haddn't the faintest idea of how he should proceed. He was terrified of disappointing the NPCs.
As he turned to exit the frozen prison, he felt something tug on the sleeve of his robe.
"Hmm?" He turned to see the brain eater holding his sleeve, sheepishly avoiding his gaze.
"What do you need, Neuronist?"
He looked at Neuronist's bloated form. Her skin was a sickly grey, like the color of a drowned corpse. Her arms ended in black, three-fingered webbed hands. Each of her fingers had a single two inch claw erupting from the end of it. Her head reminded Ainz of Davy Jones from the pirate movies of old. It looked like an octopus had attached itself to her head and morphed into her body, long grey tentacles fell from her jowls and the back of her head. Her features were anything but beautiful, her nose was large and uneven and her nostrils flared, her cheeks were bloated outward, her rancid mouth quivered underneath the tentacles erupting from her jowls, and her sultry dead eyes were a milky white, like those of senile old man who had gone blind.
She wore a black leather top that was much too tight for her bloated body. Her stomach bulged underneath the taught buckle of the top, and her cleavage spread bare above it. Her bloated legs were stuffed into a pair of heeled, black leather boots, and sickly grey flesh rolled from their rims. Her bulging stomach obscured her pelvis, so Ainz was unable to discern what she was wearing underneath, he imagined it would've been something akin to a black leather thong.
Her voice was unexpectedly girly. "You seem troubled, Ainz-sama."
Ainz realized he had let too much anxiety into his voice earlier and tried to salvage the situation, he did his best to hide the discontent in his voice, "I am fine, Neuronist. Thank you for your concern."
He turned to leave but the tug on his robe persisted. He looked back to the humanoid squid. "I can sense the pain in your voice, Ainz-sama. I want to kill it."
She affirmed her grip on his robe so that now she was clutching his bony arm underneath. Her second webbed hand came to enforce the grip. She slowly crept her body towards Ainz.
Ainz realized what her intent was and began to protest, but he stopped himself. It was like a puppet master had come down from another world and flipped a switch in his mind. The creeping brain eater no long appeared in his eyes as just an NPC, or child of his past friends. She was a being that exuded a sexual maturity, an intoxicating aroma that sucked him in.
Ainz gulped in his nonexistent throat and his breathing drew ragged in anticipation. His body and mind were completely monopolized by the woman who was drawing near him.
She grasped his arm between her cleavage and leaned into his nonexistent ears. Her whisper was more powerful than any succubus.
"Ainz-sama."
Those words triggered an explosion of heat within him. As if all his suppressed libido had erupted forth, filling his body to the brim. His bony arms shivered and he felt paralyzed under the grasp of the brain eater.
"N-Neur-ron-r-"
One of her tentacles rose up and rested on Ainz's fleshless mouth and it filled his nose with her scent. "Shhhh…. It's okay, lady Albedo won't find out."
Ainz surrendered to her milky, hypnotizing eyes. His mind zeroed out. He poured strength into his arms and wrapped them around her obese form.
She squealed in delight. "Ainz-sama!"
He pulled her toward him with such force and they fell over, with Neuronist on top. She brought her foaming rancid mouth to his parted fleshless lips. Her fat slimy tongue shot forth into his mouth and thrashed about inside his skull. Ainz felt and unbelievable pleasure as she summoned squid bile from deep inside her throat and filled his hollow skull to the brim. The rancid bile spilled out onto the floor and stained his robes.
While this was happening their hands were busy scouring eachother's bodies. Neronists hands traveled with a purpose and were arduously undressing Ainz, exposing his bare ribcage. Ainz's bony fingers desperately scoured her back to find the hook that undid her top. He found and undid the buckle.
Now unrestrained, her bare flesh crashed down unto Ainz's rib cage, like a dam that had been burst. The feeling of her mucus covered flesh sliding up and down his bones was more pleasurable than any slime bath.
She was kissing him so passionately it was as though she was regurgitating her entire stomach into his skull. She moaned through her kissing. "Ainz-sama, please."
His pelvis had been aching with an insatiable hunger, and that was the only cue he needed to unleash it. He threw himself unto of brain eater and pinned her to the ground. Her tentacles reached down to hold her bulging stomach while Ainz casted [Greater Break Item] on her thong underneath.
Her genitalia laid bare before him. It was sickly and grey, and it only loosely resembled that of a human's. Underneath her thin flaps were millions of tiny black eggs that pressed up from underneath and made the flaps bumpy. Her genitalia was less of a hole and more of a deep crevice where her ovaries quivered in anticipation.
Ainz positioned his pelvis over her. Her booted legs could no longer wait. She wrapped them around him and pulled him in. They both moaned in pleasure as their sacred parts rubbed into each other.
The knobs on Ainz's hip bone dug into her crevices and she cried in pleasure. Ainz grinded like a man possessed by the spirit of lust, such was his pleasure.
Neuronist's tentacles wrapped around Ainz's skull and drew him in towards her mouth. They kissed passionately through moans.
Ainz felt her fat oscillating body, gyrate underneath him. Her mucus membrane had covered and stuck to his bones, gluing their bodies together.
Neuronist's mind zeroed out as she climaxed. "AINZ-SAMA!"
Her flaps opened and her ovaries ejected piles of tiny black eggs onto the ground. She hung limply in Ainz's arms.
"...Ainz…-sama…"
Her dilapidated form spurred a deep feeling within Ainz's heart. She spoke softly, "This is where you fertilize them."
Ainz gently set her down. He spoke quietly, like a lover consoling their partner on her first time. "I understand."
He stood over the pile and-
Nope, Nopeidy nope nope nope , I'm done, I'm out. I'll never look at caviar the same way again. I need to be working on my other fics. I hope you're happy PervySageChuck. And please for the love of god don't ask for more.