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Bender's adventure
Planet Express had been going bankrupt and Bender had taken what he could to abandon everyone working there. He had gone off to the strip club and found a lady robot. The robot lady was a robot named Hookabot 5000. She was a slim robot with puffy black metallic hair and was tall. She always wore hoop earrings and is very talkative.
Not long after, they had both had a kid and Hookabot 5000 had decided to give up prostituting. Only for the sake of having some sanity in the family. They had a cute baby named Bender Jr. He was okay looking but had an obsession for drugs, alcohol and pimping in the footsteps of Bender.
Years later, they had a problem in the family. Bender didn't jack enough money from Planet Express so Hookabot 5000 had to go back to being a prostitute. So I guess it was just Bender and Bender Jr to have a father-son day out. Heading to the park, they both decided to play some blurnsball. It something new to Bender Jr so of course he missed the ball and hit Bender in the crotch.
"Owwwww! Ahh, you bastard get back here!" Bender Jr giggled and ran off. Accidently running into the nearest suicide booth. And the door closed before Bender could do anything. The door opened and out ran Bender Jr safe and sound.
That didn't work so Bender took Bender Jr to the store. As they were leaving, a security bot held them back and asked them to step back into the store. They checked Bender and he was clean. But when they checked Bender Jr, he must've took $1000 in merchandise. Bender was so proud that he started to chuckle.
The security bot asked Bender Jr, "Did you do this son?" Bender Jr replied and said, "No." In a shy and timid voice. "Well, why did you do this?" Asked the security bot. Bender Jr gave a quick stare at Bender. "Did your father make you take all these things?" asked the security bot. "Yes." Said Bender Jr. Immediately the security bot grabbed Bender and said you're coming with me.
Bender drugged the security bot and had escaped without a trace. He caught up with Bender Jr and was beyond pissed. "Tee hee" giggled Bender Jr. Next stop, they decided to call it a night and go home. There, Hookabot 5000 asked Bender Jr, "So, what did you do with daddy today?"
Bender Jr said that they went to the park and to the store.
As Bender was going into his closet to sleep, Hookabot 5000 said, "I'm going to be very busy tomorrow. I need you to take Bender Jr out again tomorrow. I'd like you to do something big with Bender Jr tomorrow. Well, good night. You're on for a big day tomorrow." As Bender heard those words, there was a look of horror in his eyes. A look that will never forget and a look that you will always laugh at!
To be continued