A/N: I don't own anything from Harry Potter, and I don't own the wonderful lyrics of My Dad Is Rich. These lyrics belong soley to Draco and the Malfoys. That being said, enjoy!

Draco Malfoy often liked to think about how much better his life was than Harry Potter's. In fact, reveling in Harry's misery was Draco's favorite pass-time. It was one of the only things that could bring on that cold, merciless smile that signified his extreme happiness or pleasure.

Of all the things Draco liked about Harry's miserable life, his favorite thing was Harry's lack of family. Just thinking "he has no family" sent pleasurable chills up Draco's spine. Because he knew above all things, this was what Harry wanted the most.

My dad's always there to open all my doors

You have to call a patronus just to catch a glimpse of yours

My mom says she loves me when she tucks me into bed

How's your mommy doing in the Mirror of Erised?

Ah, yes. Draco had it all. His parents were alive, pure bloods, and most importantly… rich. He often liked to plan what he would spend his money on: lavish holidays to foreign countries, the newest, fastest racing broom. Although Harry was rumored to have his own money, he could hardly enjoy it all when…

My dad is rich
And your dad is dead
My dad is rich and your dad is dead

Sure, Harry often might have encounters with the Dark Lord that accidentally ended up with him seeing his parents, but theses images were not real. If fact, they were just so tantalizingly close to real that they must have tortured Harry every day since. Draco could only imagine how lovely this pain would be to see, how beautiful the anguished look on Harry's face would be when he realized he was still an orphan.

Your dad's on his journey to the great beyond
When you're dueling you might see him come out of someone else's wand

And the whole incident with Dobby? It wasn't as though he was a good house-elf anyways. Harry didn't realize how much of a favor he had done for the Malfoys.

You may have freed our house-elf
And brought doubt to our family name
But your parents still got toasted by a big green glowing flame

No matter how Draco's life was phrased, it was glorious. And thinking of the misery that must engulf Harry ever day brightened him up like a light bulb, the sun, a newly polished shoe. Life was sweet.

A/N: I'm thinking about turning this into a series, so let me know what you think!