It's an average day at the iCarly studio. Sam, Carly, and Freddy are all thinking of ideas for their next show. "Well, what if we get a giant tube of scrambled eggs and spray you two with it at the end of the next show?" suggested Freddy, as the laugh track goes off. "Ew, gross. No one wants to be part of your weird fetishes, Freddy." responded Carly, as everyone sits in silence as the laugh tracks finishes. "Whoa, check it out" interrupted Sam, who was looking at her pear shapped phone. [Author's note: who the frick thought pears were a good phone shape. like i get the apple parody joke but did you really need to make the phones pears too?] She was looking at and email, which she then said outloud to the others:"Congrats, iCarly. On behalf of all of Iraq, we would personally like to invite you to an all expense paid trip to our beautiful country. Hope to see you soon, signed The Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant." The laugh track cheers with excitement for over 15 seconds "Wow," cheerfully responded Carly, "I've always wanted to go to the Middle East!" "But the Middle east is full of terrorists and Sharia law. We shouldn't go." " Oh don't be racist," said Sam "Besides, all expenses paid means free food, and i love free food" The laugh track goes ballistic with chuckles. "Well, then it's settled. We're going to Iraq!" After packing their bags and leaving before any dipshit characters like Spencer or Gibby, the get on a plane for the Al-Iskandariya Airport. Their they see a tall man waving a sign that simply says "iCarly" He's wearing an all black set of clothes, but his face is covered, such as the women in the area. "Oh iCarly, iCarly! So good to finally meet you!" exclaimed the man, "My name is Mohammed, can I take your bags?" "Hi Mohammed, where's the food?" Asked Sam, as the fucking laugh track goes absurd over every single line of dialogue that cones out of her mouth. "we don't have food here in Iraq. But we do have these empty burlap sacks for you." "Oh, thats very wait what" said Freddie, before they all get hit the back of the head by the butts of guns. before fully becoming unconscious, Carly could hear Mohammed say, "Welcome to ISIS, bitch." Will our cast of wacky zainy characters ever make it out of this spooky place? Find out the next time I give a shit (spoilers, that's not often.)