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FMA HIGH SCHOOL:
A Fullmetal Alchemist Fanfiction.
CHAPTER 1
THE FIRST DAY
Ed stood on the porch waiting for Winry to come downstairs.
He was going to school for the first time since he became a State Alchemist five years ago, but only because he had nothing to do with his time ever since Fuhrer Mustang ordered him to take a break from State Alchemy for a while…And also….Winry wouldn't leave him alone about it.
After twenty long minutes of waiting, Winry finally emerged from the house.
"Bye Al! Bye grandma!" she shouted as they left the house and began their long walk to school.
As soon as they entered the school gates, all eyes turned on them. Some girls, apparently Winry's girlfriends, walked up to them.
One was a brunette and the other a ditzy looking blonde.
"Hey Win!" They exclaimed as soon as they reached where Winry and Ed were standing.
"Hey Claudia, Sarah." replied Winry,"this is my friend, Edward."
"Hi, my name's Claudia, Claudia Macintosh, but you can call me Claud for short." said the blonde.
Edward twitched at the word; you guessed it, 'short.'
"And I'm Sarah." said the other.
I'm Edward, Edward umm, Hughes!" Ed blurted out not wanting to reveal the fact that he was actually the famous Edward "Fullmetal Alchemist" Elric.
"Oh, nice to meet you."Claudia and Sarah replied in unison.
"How come you didn't tell them your real name?" Winry asked as they walked away from the girls.
"I don't know."Ed replied, "I just didn't want them to know, I mean imagine what would happen if people knew that the famous Edward Elric was here."
A jock walking by heard him mention the last part.
"Edward Elric's here?" He asked, "Where? I've always wanted the chance to beat up that shrimp."
"I'M NOT A SHRIIIIIIIMP!"Edward shouted angrily.
"Huh?"Asked the now confused jock.
A crowd immediately accumulated.
"I mean he's, not a shrimp."Edward said in a small voice, "ummm, excuse...me, uhh...I, uhh... have to be somewhere."
And with that he turned on his heel and ran quickly had no idea where he was going, but at least it was away from that crowd.
"What-a-Freak." said a girl as the small blonde disappeared in the hall.
HOMEROOM
"Okay class, settle down," said their petite teacher.
When she got no co-operation, she blew a loud whistle which she used for times like these.
The class immediately quieted down.
"Good, now class as you're aware, we have a new student joining us. Son, stand up and introduce yourself."
As soon as he stood up, the class burst into hysterics because, on his back, someone wrote the word "LOSER" in giant print with a black marker.
Edward didn't even notice when it happened.
When the teacher noticed what happened, she exclaimed, "How horrible! Who did that?"
She tried to sound sincere, but everybody could see that she was stifling a chuckle.
"Go try to wash that off sweetie and don't worry, I'll find out who did that."
Ed ran out of the room and went into the boy's bathroom.
When he got inside, he tried to wash it off, but he soon realised that the marker was permanent.
He sighed then checked under all the stalls to make sure that there were no feet, then, he clapped his hands and used alchemy to get rid of the stain.
"I love being me," He said then walked calmly back to class.
"Bu-bu-but that marker was permanent!" shouted the jock named Bobby who vandalised Ed's clothes, "I'm sure of it."
"Aha!" the teacher exclaimed,"We have a confession."
"Bu-Bu-Bu-"Bobby stuttered."
"Principal's office, MARCH!"
"You'll pay for this shrimp!" Bobby shouted as he made his way out of the class.
"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING A SHRIMP!"Ed yelled after him.
LUNCH
Ed went through the same introduction crap every time he went to a new class and quite frankly, he was tired of, it.
His day however, went rather smoothly, despite the fact that he was pissed off all day.
"What's your problem?"Winry asked as she joined Edward at the lunch table."
"What's my problem?"Ed said, "Well, firstly, I think I'll badly injure the next person who makes me the subject of another short joke and secondly, why the hell would someone decide to put MILK on the school's menu?"
"Hey look, it's the newbie shrimp!" said a boy as he walked up to Ed and Winry's table.
"Umm, I think I'll go sit with Claudia and Sarah." said Winry who knew full well what Edward was about to do.
She then sped across to the table where her friends sat.
"Hey, what's up? I thought you were sitting with your shor-"
Before she could even finish, Winry covered her mouth."You may not want to do that."
"Hey shortie, I'm talking to you!" the boy shouted who was now joined by a companion.
"You call me short one more time and I swear-"
"What pipsqueak? You gonna call your midget friends to beat us up?"
The boys laughed.
"No...THIS!"
Ed gave the boy a devastating automail blow to his jaw which sent him skating across the floor.
"You're gonna pay for that pipsqueak!" the boy's friend shouted, and then proceeded to punch him.
Edward dodged, then jumped on the table and gave the boy an unknowingly famous boot in the groin.
The two boys now lay moaning in pain on the floor.
"Anyone else got something to say about my height?"
Silence…
"Oh, I thought so." Ed then stuffed the last piece of his sandwich in his mouth then stormed out of the lunchroom.
ENGLISH
"Edward Elric to the principal's office please, thank you."
The announcement was loud and clear.
Edward banged his head on the table.
"Oh crap!" he mused.
The teacher pointed to the door, too engrossed in his book to look up.
Edward groaned loudly then began the walk of shame towards the principal's office with a frown.
He knew what he had coming to him.
CHAPTER ONE! REVISED! I couldn't help myself. There were waaaay too many typos.