Once Upon a Time in the Cul-De-Sac
It's freshman year for the Eds and Kankers. Well the same old shenanigans ensue or well things change when everyone realizes they have some growing up to do?
Author's Note: Eds, Kankers, Rolf, Kevin, and Nazz are in the same year. Johnny is a year younger and Sarah and Jimmy are two years younger. Therefore not in the same school but you'll still see them around. Anyways have fun reading. This well be rated T for mild language and typical teen situations.
Chapter 1: Missed Bus
"Awe man I can't believe we missed the bus!" Eddy complained as he casually walked towards Peach Creek High.
"The wheels on the Bus go-!" Ed started to sing.
"I can't believe this! We're going to be late on the first day of school!" Double D' cried pulling his beanie down pass his eyes. "Oh the humanity!" he continued.
"Lighten up, will ya sock head," Eddy smacked his pal in the back.
"But the light is already out Eddy," Ed noted. Both Eddy and Double D looked back at him for a second and continued walking to school.
"I'm still amazed how he's made it this far," Eddy said crossing his arms.
"Ed has worked really hard in summer school," Double D noted.
"Yep," Ed said happily.
"Yeah, yeah," Eddy said as he rolled his eyes. Suddenly the sound of a loud engine roared, coming closer and closer.
"Hey dorks! Missed the bus?!" Kevin shouted as his brand new motorcycle pulled to a stop.
"Hey ya guys too bad you missed the bus, I'm sure you'll make it in time," Nazz said with a wave as she re-adjusted her helmet before grabbing onto Kevin quickly.
"Come on babe," Kevin said and sped off leaving the Eds to inhale his dust, leaving Eddy and Double D to cough and choke.
"Don't worry I'll save ya!" Ed said loudly grabbing his two buddies and pulling them out of the cloud of smoke. Double D gasped as he fell towards the sidewalk.
"Thanks Ed," he managed to let out. Eddy growled frustrated however.
"Must be nice having a rich dad," Eddy said bitterly. "C'mon we're going to be late," Eddy complained gripping his backpack strap so hard that his hand turned red.
After fifteen minutes they made it to the Peach Creek High.
"We're here finally!" Double D said gleefully.
"Yeah whatever," Eddy noticing all the potential suckers.
"I'm hungry," Ed let out.
"We still have ten minutes to walk in find our homerooms and find our lockers!" Double D said walking into the school quickly.
"Hey wait up will ya!" Eddy said trying to catch up noticing all the bigger and older kids that hung around leisurely.
"Watch it peep-squeak," an older kid said as Eddy bumped into him.
"You watch it!" Eddy automatically yelled out before getting a better look at the kid. The senior glared down at him, making Eddy shrink like a puppy. "Uh-heh…sorry?" he said before pulling Ed to the side. "Let's high tail it out of here," he whispered to the side.
"No problem," Ed replied grabbing Eddy and catching up to Double D who was trying to figure out what class he was in.
"Look Ed you're in the same class as- OUCH!" Double D complained being shoved into the blackboard.
"High…school… what was I thinking! I thought things were going to be different but we're on the bottom of the food chain once again!" Eddy looked around at all the other kids.
"Well this is High School after all and we are freshman," Double D replied simply.
"How are you so calm about this?" Eddy asked in shock.
"Simple, we're the youngest group and picking of freshman equals an automatic suspension….I hope," Double D sprout out with a glimmer of doubt.
"Something tells me I will have a hard time from now on," Ed said looking around. They both looked up at him in shock.
"Geez he just barely walked in this place and already he's grown a few brain cells!" Eddy said impressed.
"Highly unlikely not at that rate at least," Double D replied. Eddy quickly looked for his name.
"Awe man we're in the same homeroom as Kevin," Eddy complained.
"Yes I'm afraid so," Double D replied.
"What about me ya guys?" Ed asked.
"You're with Nazz and Rolf…damn lucky bastard," Eddy complained.
"Eddy, language," Double D scolded.
"What are ya my mommy?" Eddy taunted.
"Mmm smells like a lightly bouquet of flowers on a warm summer-"
"On dear," Double D as a memory popped into his head. Eddy covered Ed's mouth and gasped.
"Oh no Kankers!" Eddy yelled. "Run!" Eddy complained as they all took off in different directions.
"Okay, you're it!" Ed yelled running after Eddy.
"Well well, ladies we've finally arrived!" Lee Kanker announced as she checked over her nails.
"And you thought I wasn't going to make it hah!" May said happily.
"Whatever let's find out what classes we're in," Marie said as they made their way towards the bulletin board.
"Hey there we…" Lee started before frowning. "Oh oh," she said suddenly.
"Oh oh!?" May repeated.
"Looks like we got a problem," Lee started.
"What do ya mean?" Marie asked.
"We've been….separated," Lee said defeated.
"What?!" Marie and May said in unison. Marie and Lee were in one class and May was in another.
"Oh no! Why?!" May said becoming tearful. Marie patted May on the back.
"There there…" Marie tried to comfort her blonde sister as she suddenly smiled. "Look!" she pointed. Lee moved her hair out of her eyes to get a better look before smiling as well.
"Hey May look who's in your homeroom!" Lee pointed at a specific name. May leaned in her eyes watering before grinning happily.
"My boyfriend!" she sang.
"Go get him, May!" Lee patted May in the back as she took off towards her homeroom.
"Ah love," Marie said with a smirk.
"Well let's get going, we got a new year to start," Lee said wrapping her arm around her blue haired sister.
"Yeah I'm actually going to try learning something this time around," Marie said optimistically.
"We have to or we'll never leave the trailer park," Lee replied.