So! I see you've decided that my story is interesting. Don't worry, we'll be getting into the action soon. But first:
SPOILER ALERT!
This entire story is the biggest spoiler alert for Odyssey you can have. So unless you:
Have already played, and beaten, Super Mario Odyssey,
Have already watched somebody play, and beat, Super Mario Odyssey, or
Simply don't care,
Don't read any further! This is a retelling of Super Mario Odyssey's storyline, and contains major spoilers for the game. So you have been warned! Now, if the real chapter one hasn't been uploaded yet, just refresh the page. It should show up soon.