Fact: This is random silliness that I can't help but write in my little spare time while I should be doing dishes and laundry. Oh, and taking a shower. See, full plate.
Disclaimer: I don't own paper balls, head slaps, or messed up idioms.
A white paper ball flew across the bullpen, but it didn't make it to its designated target. Instead, another paper ball hit it, and they went flying off in different directions. The thrower chuckled, and Tony looked over at her.
"What was that for?" He asked, and she smirked. She didn't say anything, so Tony picked up another paper ball and threw it towards McGee's desk. To his dismay, Ziva nailed the paper ball with an eraser, and the paper ball fell and the eraser hit him in the head. McGee laughed, holding the phone to his ear with his shoulder.
"Nice one Ziva." He said, and the he sat up straighter. "Yes, I'm still on hold."
"Nice one Ziva." Tony mocked, and he glared at Ziva. Without looking, he chucked a paper ball towards McGee again, and without moving her eyes off Tony, Ziva knocked it out of the air. They smirked at each other, and Tony chucked a paper ball at Ziva. Ziva caught it and threw it back with a greater force.
"Ha!" Ziva said, looking back at her computer. Tony raised his eyebrow, growling a little.
"Well, that's all great sweet checks, but can you do this?" Tony asked, shutting his eyes and launching the paper ball across the bullpen. It flew through the air and landed in Gibbs' bin. Ziva smiled, getting up and walking over to Tony's desk. She took the paper ball he handed her, turned so her back was to Gibbs' desk and threw the ball. McGee gaped as the ball landed in the bin.
"Anything you can do, I can do better yes?" Ziva said, and Tony rolled his tongue.
"Got one right." He said, and she smiled. She walked back over to her desk, sitting down and starting back on her paperwork. She didn't look up as Tony threw a paper ball her way, and she batted it way before it hit her head.
"Tony, finish your paperwork." Ziva said, and Tony pouted.
"But mommy, I'm bored." He said in a whiny voice, and a hand connected with the back of his head. Tony sat up as Gibbs walked around the wall, stopping in front of Ziva's desk. She looked up when he smacked the back of her head as well.
"What was that for?" She asked, and Gibbs walked over to his desk. The partners swallowed as Gibbs picked up the two paper balls they had thrown in.
"See, boss, we were… McGee did it!" Tony said, and McGee looked up.
"Um, no I didn't. You have been trying to peg me with a paper ball for the last half hour, and Ziva has been stopping you." The younger agent said, and Gibbs looked back at the partners. He put up his finger as Ziva opened her mouth to speak. He threw a paper ball at each of them.
"I want your reports done in one hour, and if not you guys can stay here all night and re-file all of the paperwork. And do only that." Gibbs said. He gave them one last look before turning on his heel and walking to the elevator. When the ding sounded, Ziva glared at Tony.
"Nice job." She growled, throwing a paper ball forcefully at his head.
"I saw that." Gibbs yelled, and Ziva froze. Tony laughed, and then another paper ball hit his head.
"Push it DiNozzo."
"Shove. Shove it."
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