Okay, a Valentine's Day special may not be the best thing, but hey, this one's for humor. I don't own a thing.
Hanger E, Rec Room
"So, how was that?" Jack asked. He, Raf, Miko, & the Autobots had just watched That Thing You Do and Jack wanted their opinions.
"Just one question," Bumblebee said, "What's the song about?"
"Well, I think the song is about someone's girlfriend that runs around with other men," Raf observed.
"Oh, like Arcee," Wheeljack added, taking another sib of high-grade.
"Hey!" Arcee snapped, offended.
"Well, it's true," the Wrecker stated.
"Maybe in your eyes, but everyone knows she my girlfriend," Smokescreen piped in.
"Actually, she said she wound share some energon with me," Bulkhead corrected. This caused them to look at Arcee.
"Oops," Arcee said. Then Smoke and Bulk stated a knock-down-drag-'em-out-fight.
"I try to tell you," Wheeljack said, trying to get the last drop out of the bottle.
"I'll kill him for you, my love!" the youth proclaimed with pride.
"No, you're the one that's gonna need Ratchet after this!" Bulkhead corrected.
"I'm just gonna get another high-grade," Wheeljack said, leaving the room.
"That sound like a good idea," Arcee agreed, leaving with him.
"It's Valentine's day; the day of love," Bumblebee said, "so what's a better way to say 'I love you' than with trying to rip another guys head of?"
And then it was just silence (minus the fight).
Three hours later
Optimus, Magnus & Ratchet had just returned from a hard day's work of patrol, and you what they find in the rec room? Smoke & Bulk; still at it, the humans; asleep, and Bumblebee playing video games (Halo 4).
"Smokescreen, Bulkhead," the Prime order, breaking them from their fight. "The name 'rec room' does not entail you internally reck the room." (a/n: shout to those who can figure out where that's from).
"You make jokes now?" Bumblebee said, surprised, "what's next? We find out your brother's the Devil?" Then there was a pause.
"I'm going back on patrol," Magnus says, leaving the base.
"Good plan," Ratchet agreed, following him.
That was some of my best writhing since "Tormented". Also, I'm starting a series called ShoutOut! on my YouTube channel. It'll be me giving shout outs and writing advice to people right here on FanFiction. So go check that out.
Well, that's all from me. Don't feed the trolls and I'll see ya later, lovelies! Happy Valentine's Day!