Disclaimer: I own neither The Little Mermaid nor World of Warcraft.
A/N: While I should be writing for my other fics, I wrote this. Hope you enjoy :3
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Look at this ax,
Look at this sword,
With all this stuff you'd think I'm a warlord.
Wouldn't you think I'm the orc,
The orc who has everything?
Look at this bank,
Look at these bags
Some people think that I ha-ave gone mad.
Looking around here you think,
Sure, her armory's complete.
I've got daggers and arrows a plenty.
I've got maces and off hands galore.
You want warglaives?
I've got twenty.
But who cares?
no big deal,
I want more….
I wanna wield every weapon and blade.
I wanna see, wanna see 'em arcing
Wooshing around a-and cracking down
On people's feet!
Thrusting your blade only gets you so far
Maces are required for smashing and bashing
Strolling along on a real, true killing
Spree
Up where they mount, up where they rez
Up where they accidentally flag on the run
Wanderin' free, someday I'll wield
Everything in this world
What would I give if I could wield every weapon?
What would I pay to spend a day trying them out?
Granted I can't wield every weap
Warriors don't look so good with staffs
That or wands, caster items.
But I digress…
I'm ready to hold the great Shadowmourne
Jump around swinging my own Thunderfury
Sneak into Icecrown and steal
Frostmourne…
Where can I search?
Wouldn't I love, love to frolic with sharp swords and guns.
Across the fields
Someday I'll wield
Everything in this world….