Watching the robot man in red, yellow and white, Heidi couldn't understand why everyone was so infatuated by him. He wore a spangly outfit, and totally ganked the Ninja's cheese.
The Ninja was appalled at him as he gave out t-shirts and actually cheered for it. He tried to politely tell him to leave, but "Lucious" would not have it. He stuck a hat on the Ninja's head and completely ignored him.
When a comet rained down, everyone panicked at first, but we all knew that the Ninja could take of it. Then the stupid Iron Man look-a-like took control and blew up the comet himself. Not only did he just gank the Ninja'd cheese for a second time, but he was bribing everyone was candy.
The Ninja kindly told him that he had everything under control, but O'Thunderpunch just sassed him. And my own little brother, the Ninja's biggest fan, took the new guy's side.
Lucious told the Ninja that they were on the same team, which seemed a bit far out there, considering they just met and already didn't get along. The Ninja getting upset and shoving him seemed only natural, and the accidental rocket to P. Slimz's car was not the Ninja's fault, but he still got blamed for it.
And O'Thunderpunch's bribe by fixing Slimz's car did not go unmissed by me. All the kids jumped on the bandwagon and started to love him, forgetting all about the Ninja and Ninja Day.
The Ninja getting upset and pointing out the fact that it was his day, and everyone got all mad, ended up with P. Slimz giving the Ninja of the Year award to the newbie. They had only just met him, only like him because he bribes them, and already gave him a plack. He's not even a Ninja!
And giving the whole "oh you shouldn't have speech" made me hate him even more. He proceeds to bribe the rest of the school with FroYo. My own brother was eating out of O'Thunderpunch's cannon, literally.
"I protect this school every honkin' day. These people love me. No way O'Thunderpunch is stealing my thunder."
And after O'Thunderpunch constantly beats the Ninja to the fights and wins them all using his fancy, expensive tech, the Ninja steps away from the fight. "Fine. You like him so much? Let him protect you. I'm outta here!"
The Ninja even disappears without saying his usual "Smokebomb", proving that he was serious, but I knew he would come back.
Howard and everyone else in this school may like Stupid O'Schnastypunch better, but I will always stay loyal to the Ninja.
So when our new hero abandons us, and our real hero comes back, as I knew he would, they all come crawling back to him. But I stayed loyal to one person, and that person is the only one who actually deserves my loyalty, and always will.
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Thoughts?