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It was after ten as Kim settled into bed. Her back was against a pillow as she read a green hardcover book. She had checked it out earlier that day when she had taken the kids to the library for some summer reading.
"Hellooooo KP!" Kim looked up from her novel, which she dropped into her lap.
"Ron?" She said in disbelief. "What the heck?"
Her husband stood in the doorway in his skivvies. They were bikini style and colored blue with white stars, red and gray spaceships, and big red logos splashed all over. "You likey?"
Kim raised an eyebrow. "Is this supposed to turn me on?"
"Rockets are go, Kim!" Ron pawed the air and growled like a tiger. "Rrrow!"
"Are those Captain Constellation underpants? Where on earth did you find them?"
"On the Internet!" Ron stretched the waistband. "I found this neato site where they sell clothes with retro TV show designs! Cool huh?"
"So not."
Ron looked disappointed. "Not sexy?"
"About as sexy as the time you glued hair extensions to your chest to make chest hair."
"I knew I should've gone with the Fearless Ferret thong." Ron perked back up. "Well, I guess I'm just gonna have to do…this!" He yanked on the elastic. Nothing happened. Ron tugged harder. "Come on! Come on!" He groaned. "Figures! The one time I wanna lose my pants…"
"Ron," said Kim. "Just get into bed."
"Yeah, ok."