The diary of a real princes

by GoldenStrawberry

Ever heard of Cinderella? Beauty in the beast? Snow white? Thos lines that started it all? "Once opon a time.."? cut the crap! Princesses have a hard ass life! Not sugary sweet in my castle. If you beg to differ come in to my life, Bella Swan's.

1. The real world

The diary of a REAL princess.

Intro of STORY

"Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess."

This is how all stories start with. A beautiful, mistreated kind-hearted, lovely soul, (you get the message she's perfect), girl. Well, the writers where on crack or better yet, sipping the yak when writing stories like Snow ivory. Or, what's her face, Cinderblock head? Lucky, there are REAL princesses, with REAL problems. Not, this she said he said crap. Or, "OhMiGosh! I don't have a dress for the ball!" Well knowing that take me, Bella Swan for example. Enter my real world, with people, not cute ass elves.

Note: I'm NOT making fun of the writers! Bella is!

Love ya! GoldenStrawberri!

P.S- Sorry I haven't updated AT ALL!!!! I had no idea of this fact! I wuz SO BUSSIE! Forgive me? PLEASEEEEE!!!

Sorry. It's short... BUT IT IS THE INTRO!