It's been a long time, I know and this is another new story to add to my waiting list and I know I haven't uploaded something in over 6 months. But trust me, this will be worth it and I am working on my other stories. I just finally finished getting back on track with all the theater I've been doing with school work and all that so just be thankful for what you're getting. I will be uploading more often though so don't worry. I am now only writing for Wilby One Shots, sICk dAy and this story. I don't own anything at all. It's all owned by Disney, Disney Hyperion and Ridley the man himself. ON WITH THE STORY!

"Would you rather change your gender every time you sneeze or not be able to tell the difference inbetween a muffin and a baby?"

"How the heck do you come up with these things Charlene? And why should I answer them?" asked Jess.

"One, I ask what I ask and two, it's not my fault you chose to sit next to me. We're going in a circle. Now answer me."

"Fine, I don't want to become a cannibal so I'd just change my gender every time I sneeze." said Jess, sitting back in her beanbag.

The keepers (plus Amanda and Jess) were in the firehouse. They were having a sleepover under Wayne's permission. They had just finished hosting a Disney cos-play contest. Right now they were sitting in a circle playing would you rather. The order they were sitting in was Finn, Amanda, Philby, Maybeck, Charlene, Jess, Willa and back to Finn.

Then Jess decided to get back down to business.

"Willa, would you rather kiss a monkey infront of us or kiss Philbsters over here on new years eve on national television in new york city?" Jess asked.

Willa blushed. "What kind of a question is that?"

"One that deserves an answer." she sat forward. "And the answer should be known to more than just me" said Jess glancing at Philby who blushed. "I really don't see how you two aren't-"

"Better friends than we are right now." said Charlene doing Willa a favor.

"Oh whatever just answer the question." complained Jess.

"Uh... " Willa paused to think. She knew Maybeck liked her just she doesn't like him. She likes Philby. She couldn't say that she'd rather kiss a monkey in front of all of them. If by any chance at all Philby liked her, it would break his heart at the same time that she would be breaking Maybeck's heart. But if she said that she'd rather kiss Philby, she'd be humiliating herself, Philby and breaking Maybeck's heart even further. The problem was that she does want to kiss Philby. So she went with her gut and said. "The monkey, definitely the monkey."

There was a bit of a collective gasp. Finn, Amanda and Jess seemed to be paralyzed in shock. Charlene was looking at me. She mouthed, 'What?'. I mouthed, 'Later.'. I looked over at the other two boys. Surprisingly, Maybeck didn't seem to be upset at all. Infact it was Philby who ws focused on twiddling his thumbs.

Willa ignored Philby and the trio and went on with asking Finn, "Hey Finn, would you rather make out on the couch with Amanda in front of your whole family or go on a date with a crazy finngirl?"

"Huh wha?" Finn said as he returned from his paralyzation.

"I said, would you rather make out with Amanda on the couch infront of your whole family or go on a date with a crazy finngirl?"

"Finngirl...?"

"A girl who would do anything to even touch one of your toe nail clippings. There's also Maygirls and Philgirls..."

"Alright! We get it!" yelled Philby suddenly angry.

"So..." Willa said hurting by the way he'd yelled at her. "are you going to answer the question or..."

Amanda was looking pleadingly at Finn. Finn nodded.

"I would rather humiliate myself than go on a date with some finngirl!"

Amanda practically tackled him on to his back. She was on top of him. None of them could tell whether she was angry or if she was just wanting to make out there and then.

It was Maybeck who said, "Ugh... would you guys stop making out every time one of you takes a turn? I mean seriously, you take every single chance you get. Just like Philby does to spew out computer facts at any given moment."

"By the way did you guys know that Steve Jobs-"

"The man's dead Philby just give it up. Stop letting some dead scientist take over your life."

"Excuse me? For one thing, Steve Jobs was an amazing person and two, he is not pouring his soul into mine so he isn't taking me over."

"Oh whatever. Just someone get Amanda off of Finn it's hurting my eyes."

"Way to be nice Maybeck." said Amanda sarcastically while getting up awkwardly.

"Okay" said a lipstic faced Finn. "Amanda, would you rather me dare you to use ketchup for lipstick or me dare you to kiss a hot dog"

"You're hungry aren't you?"

"Starving."

"The ketchup thing."

"Okay then I triple dog dare you to do the 'ketchup thing' right now. Plus you have to-" he whispered something in her ear that made her gag.

"So you're gagging because you have to kiss me with ketchup on your lips? That's low..."

"Okay fine!" Amanda reached into her bag and pulled out a ketchup bottle.

Willa, Philby, Charlene and Maybeck simultaneously said, "You keep a bottle of ketchup in your bag?"

"Well this isn't the 1st time or the 2nd or the 3rd time that Finn's dared her to do this..." Jess looked off into the distance as if remembering something horrible.

"This time it's different though. At the beginning of the dare it'll be on her lips. But at the end of the dare, it'll be either smeared or licked clean."

Jess shuddered. "It's not gonna be pretty."

Just as Amanda opened the bottle of ketchup, Wayne came running in.

"Everyone needs to hide, now. Maleficent, Evil Queen and Frollo are coming this way right now."

Wayne's usual khakhi shorts were torn at the ends. His hair was wind blown and there was a gash at his side.

Finn grabbed Amanda's hand and pulled her over to a room and everyone heard a click.

"Don't worry about them there's enough protection for them in there. More than you think. I'll explain later. Jess, Charlene, Willa and Dell follow me, Donnie, go in that small cupboard and go through this order, blue, red, gree, purple and green again. You'll understand just go."

Charlene, Jess, Willa and Philby followed Wayne through a room and into another. Locking each door behind him, he shoved Charlene and Jess into another room and locked it. "You two, I'm taking a risk with you... get in here. Don't come out. Take this piece of paper if you find yourself somewhere else. You will know it's safe to come out if you see the blue light. It's a little tight in there so it might be awkward. Don't sit down, don't talk, don't move and stay calm. I'll see you when this is all over. For you a few years."

Willa and Philby tried to protest but they found themselves inside a dark cabinet, nose to nose, chest to chest and thigh to thigh. Willa tried to balance herself by putting her hands against something – Philby's shoulders. Philby had to balance himself by placing his hands on Willa's waist. Willa and Philby knew they couldn't move, so they were stuck in that position. For a while.

After 10 long minutes in that position they heard Maybeck scream. Willa jumped at the sound. Things were breaking in that room and then everything was quiet except for the muffled screams Maybeck made and the hurried whispers of Maleficent. Suddenly all of that was gone. All that was left was silence. Then Willa and Philby saw light. They saw their position and completely separated. Only, the door wasn't open. There was a blue light emitting from the ceiling of the wardrobe.

"He said we'd be safe..." Willa said.

"... If this light showed up." finished Philby. "Let me see that note."

Willa handed it to him. Philby held it up to the light and read aloud,

"In this wardrobe you have found,

you will explore new worlds never before seen.

In the world of Disney this has happened,

But now you must replay the scenes

Of a few special movies.

To be exact, sixteen.

You will be the characters.

You will be Rapunzel and Eugene

and many, many more.

In this special machine,

you will go back in time.

Through the worlds humanity has only seen on a screen.

You will go in order of when they happened.

The world's unnatural routine.

You will spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, months even years in several of the worlds.

Just go with it, and you'll be clean."

"Why does Wayne do everything in rhyme? It gives me a headache." Willa said.

"I don't know, but before we leave, we should determine what this means." Philby said to her.

"Should we leave?"

"I don't know, but I've got this sort of figured out, we're going to go through sixteen Disney movies as the main characters in the chronological order in which they would have happened or did happen. Our mode of transportation will be through this wardrobe and we will be in the stories for as long as they are supposed to take place. I guess this means we might be separated at moments."

"Should we step out?"

"Yeah. I think so." Philby said. Willa instinctively grabbed hold of his hand. They both blushed but none of them let go.

Philby opened the door and stepped out. The moment this happened. Their clothing changed. Each in greekish clothes. Willa had on a purple dress. Philby couldn't help but stare. All Willa noticed was that she wasn't the only one wearing a dress. She burst out laughing for two reasons.

"Philby, you should see yourself!" Willa said inbetween giggles.

"Wha... oh God!" Philby tried to cover his knees but couldn't.

"And that's the gospel truth..."

"No..." Philby said.

"Hercules." said Willa.

Well I hope you guys like it! Let me know which one I should update next okay? (I'm not really sure that anyone's doing the prompt and or theme challenge anymore so it might go down :( Well thanks any way!) - PW101