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Author's Note: De-anon from Kinkmeme Minvade20.
Second fill, and me showing they could be as short as I damn well wanted.
You're welcome.
Fact: England watched all million.
Unnecessary Information: He fell asleep after the first twenty-thousand.
Conjecture: He might have muted it, drunk his weight in tea, minimized the tab, and got some real work done.
Fact: They're on a loop.
Unnecessary Information: England is disappointed they aren't all unique.
Conjecture: England chose not to mention the looped matter, and how it devalued the entire experience, perhaps because that would be admitting it was an experience of any kind.
Fact: England stated that for a thank you it was one of the most excruciatingly idiotic and selfish ones he'd had. The second most excruciatingly idiotic and selfish one he'd had was the second thank you on the tape. So on, by mathematical induction.
Unnecessary Information: America said it was the thought that counted.
Conjecture: America may have punched England because England said if that were so, then what (the fuck)were you thinking.
Fact: England told America you're welcome.
Unnecessary Information: Whilst his nose was bleeding.
Conjecture: The you're welcome was possibly less sarcastic than intended.
May your quills be ever sharp.