Disclaimer: We don't own anything. Except the soap. It's our inspirational figure. I'm done.
Author's Note: If you don't like things that could lead to sexual situations leave now because we do not appreciate flames.
Soap-A One Shot-
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"SHASTA."
"What was that, Hermione?"
"Nothing."
"Hermione, can you pass me the soap?"
"Sure. Wait, which one? The one under the sink . . . or the one already in the shower?"
"Shower, 'course."
"Er . . . let me . . . er . . . get ready."
"Why? Just hop on in and get it."
"Dearest, I know what you're thinking." **Pause** "I'm still dressed."
"Well, you're experienced in stripping down at a moment's notice! Hurry, the water's getting cold!"
"Fine, fine. But, I need to make this quick."
"Why? So you can rush off to your other boyfriends' showers and pass them the soap, too?"
"No, so you might feel pressured and I might get something out of it."
"What, a kid?"
"I would hope not, who would want a spawn of you?"
"I'm beginning to think you don't even want to give me the soap."
"I have to hand it to you-"
"Really?!"
"Ron! I have to hand it to you, but, the reverse psychology isn't going to work on me."
"Hermione, if I don't figure out how to get you to give me the soap, I think I'm- oh . . ."
"Here it is."
Finish
Author's Note: We were up until 8 in the morning on New Year's Eve/Day and we wrote this. In other words, we were high on Coca Cola and chocolate. Our slang dictionary is on sale at Borders for £5.69!
Not really.
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