Da storie of when Percy Jackson went to Vamparie Acadmy: (The second most incredible storie of all time)
So Jackson got all turned into a vampre (he was bitted on his right ankle, right above dat bumpy part of ur foot) and so he was like "I'd beeter go to dat school." Right then DMITIRE! Dmitrie wuz real sad (but in a super sexy way tho) and Pery said "hey das okay". Then dimitrie looked at him (with a slight crinkle in his left eye, but a bigger one in his right) and said "kay." They shared a heartfelt moment of understandin, then they leaf.
On da way, they went past a forest. There were lots of trees. (Like, so many. Imagine a lot of trees) Then da trees went away cuz they were in a car. Instead, came a restrant. Inside they saw JAUN PABLO!
So dey went to da school and SUDDENLY ROSE CAME. She was real mad cuz she thought Percie and Dimitre were havin a thing. Right then Annabeth died. "WHY DO I ALWAYS HURT THE ONES I LOVE" MUTTERED DIMITRE (western, tragically, filled with Russian angst). But Rose wasn't upset cause Annabeth always took her toys when they were kids. But then CAME NACHOS so everyone wuz happie again. Except Percy didn't want any nachos, cuz he was full. And right then they all got married.
A/N: I was so inspred by all of da reviews! Couldn't do it w/o u guys! I hope u see da movies (but sorry for all da spoilers) xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxo