This is my first ever fan fiction, it's not funny even though it was meant
to be.
Zidane was getting sick of Quina, his food was awful, his speaking was confusing, he had broken 4 beds and 5 chairs, Garnet had walked in on he/she having a bath and had been in serious shock for days, he had attempted to eat Vivi 7 times - Eiko, 5, been seen running around naked chasing baby chocobos, was 'going-to-toilet' in the back garden and was getting. well, clumsy.
In the kitchen.
"Ow for fuck sake Quina watch what you're doing, okay!?" Shouts Zidane, "You're getting clumsier than." Vivi walks in the room innocently with his empty dinner plate ".Never mind" finishes Zidane. Zidane storms out of the room, Quina had once again pissed him off. Vivi stumbles up to Quina, "Um, what's wrong with Zidane?" He asks quietly. Quina stayed quiet and stared silently at a seagull on the lawn. "Um, okay.uh." mumbles Vivi - he then gently puts his plate on the counter. ".B- bye" Vivi gasped.
'Damn he/she scares me' thought Vivi as he ran out of the room.
Garnet's Bedroom
"Garnet.you can do it, just think of other things like.flowers or....um.ponies!". "Steiner, it's no use, we'll have to try another plan" suggested Beatrix. "Garnet?" Beatrix whispered, "Can you hear me, are you okay?". Garnet remained in her own little world. Beatrix hugged Garnet, "Ohh you poor girl." she sighs. Steiner stood up, "Quina is to flee this building!" he declared. Beatrix said nothing, and only watched as Garnet rocked back and forth. Steiner's armour cluttered and clanged as he marched out of the room.
How will we get rid of Quina.?
"How the hell am I going to tell he/she?!" Shouted Zidane. Steiner stomped around nervously, "Well, we must explain the situation with Quina immediately" he commanded, Zidane stood up to Steiner, "Like it will understand!" Zidane barked. Zidane's tail began swishing around. "Surely we can explain to it that we need he/she no more" Steiner whined. "Steiner, it's too harsh!" protested Zidane, "If we could just tell anyone to leave we would've had you outta here ages ago!", Steiner growled and waved his fists in Zidane's face, "Guys!" grumbled Freya, "Stop being so childish!".
Zidane and Steiner stopped bugging eachother, "Yes ma'am!" Steiner gulped. "There will be another way, I know it, but whether there is or not, whether a friend annoys us too much, we should not even have thoughts of letting them go" Freya explains, "So we are going to train Quina up to be better behaved!". Steiner claps, "Bravo Madam Freya" He calls. Zidane nods, "Thanks Freya, all we have to remember is that everyone's different so it doesn't matter if Quina still has weird points" He continued, ".But people like Steiner I would happily change all of!!" Laughs Zidane - Steiner barges into Zidane.
"I'm extremely grateful, Freya" thanks Steiner, he then does a little bowel and stumbles out. "I guess I better go get Quina ready, right?" Zidane muttered. Freya nodded, "If you need help, I'm right here" Freya insisted. Zidane nodded, "Laters!".
Stand by for more!
Zidane was getting sick of Quina, his food was awful, his speaking was confusing, he had broken 4 beds and 5 chairs, Garnet had walked in on he/she having a bath and had been in serious shock for days, he had attempted to eat Vivi 7 times - Eiko, 5, been seen running around naked chasing baby chocobos, was 'going-to-toilet' in the back garden and was getting. well, clumsy.
In the kitchen.
"Ow for fuck sake Quina watch what you're doing, okay!?" Shouts Zidane, "You're getting clumsier than." Vivi walks in the room innocently with his empty dinner plate ".Never mind" finishes Zidane. Zidane storms out of the room, Quina had once again pissed him off. Vivi stumbles up to Quina, "Um, what's wrong with Zidane?" He asks quietly. Quina stayed quiet and stared silently at a seagull on the lawn. "Um, okay.uh." mumbles Vivi - he then gently puts his plate on the counter. ".B- bye" Vivi gasped.
'Damn he/she scares me' thought Vivi as he ran out of the room.
Garnet's Bedroom
"Garnet.you can do it, just think of other things like.flowers or....um.ponies!". "Steiner, it's no use, we'll have to try another plan" suggested Beatrix. "Garnet?" Beatrix whispered, "Can you hear me, are you okay?". Garnet remained in her own little world. Beatrix hugged Garnet, "Ohh you poor girl." she sighs. Steiner stood up, "Quina is to flee this building!" he declared. Beatrix said nothing, and only watched as Garnet rocked back and forth. Steiner's armour cluttered and clanged as he marched out of the room.
How will we get rid of Quina.?
"How the hell am I going to tell he/she?!" Shouted Zidane. Steiner stomped around nervously, "Well, we must explain the situation with Quina immediately" he commanded, Zidane stood up to Steiner, "Like it will understand!" Zidane barked. Zidane's tail began swishing around. "Surely we can explain to it that we need he/she no more" Steiner whined. "Steiner, it's too harsh!" protested Zidane, "If we could just tell anyone to leave we would've had you outta here ages ago!", Steiner growled and waved his fists in Zidane's face, "Guys!" grumbled Freya, "Stop being so childish!".
Zidane and Steiner stopped bugging eachother, "Yes ma'am!" Steiner gulped. "There will be another way, I know it, but whether there is or not, whether a friend annoys us too much, we should not even have thoughts of letting them go" Freya explains, "So we are going to train Quina up to be better behaved!". Steiner claps, "Bravo Madam Freya" He calls. Zidane nods, "Thanks Freya, all we have to remember is that everyone's different so it doesn't matter if Quina still has weird points" He continued, ".But people like Steiner I would happily change all of!!" Laughs Zidane - Steiner barges into Zidane.
"I'm extremely grateful, Freya" thanks Steiner, he then does a little bowel and stumbles out. "I guess I better go get Quina ready, right?" Zidane muttered. Freya nodded, "If you need help, I'm right here" Freya insisted. Zidane nodded, "Laters!".
Stand by for more!