Maraudering
Summary: Marauders doing what they do best. One-shots, dialogue fics.
A/N: Tried to write convo-only fics. Dont know how well it worked...
Chapter 1 – Don't Kiss Me!
"'ello, Moony-kins."
"Hello, Padfoot."
"Hiya, Moon-pie."
"Hello, Prongs."
"Moony, you're absolutely gorgeous."
"Padfoot, you're absolutely mental."
"No, he's Sirius!"
"Of course. Sorry, Prongs."
"Ignore Prongsie. He's jealous of our relationship."
"Gross, Padfoot! Don't kiss me, there are other people here!"
"Hi, guys."
"Hello, Wormtail."
"Wormtail, Pads and Loony Moony were pashing."
"Gross! Remus John Lupin, you disgust me."
"We weren't!"
"Yes, we were. Wormtail, it was really gross, Moony was feeling me up in front of all these people."
"He was. It's a miracle they're still clothed."
"We were not. Padfoot kissed me on the cheek."
"Butt cheek."
"See, Moony, even Wormtail knows what you're like."
"Merlin, go annoy someone else, can't you?"
"Oh, but Muh-oony, we love you."
"I know, but look, Lily's over there, all by herself."
"Is she? We better go see her. Thanks, Luna!"
"Welcome. Why Luna?"
"You know, like a moon. HEY EVANS!"
"Sorry, Lily!"