Isiah: What up? Isiah and Tom here!

Tom: How y'all homies doing?!

Isiah: Right. And welcome to Real Life Commercials Part 2. I feel like I should've added more to the first one. I know. I also wanna thank our good friend Niagara14301 for giving us some good ideas for the commercials.

Tom: Let's get started.

Two Princesses and a Baby

"All these diapers are crap," Amber said as she was changing Baby James' diaper." What else do we have?"

" That's pretty much all we have," said Sofia by her side.

Tom: That's because you're using diapers that'll probably be useless in about a few hours. But with...- *enters room* New Huggies Diapers, you're baby will be comfortable as soon as you put it on him.

Amber tried on the diaper on Baby James. He quickly fell asleep afterwards." Wow! It really does work," Sofia and Amber shouted excited.

Just One of the Princes

Sofia was practicing for the Flying Derby Tryout but her horse wasn't big enough." I need a bigger horse," she wined.

"No,what you need is stick with princess things," Prince Hugo said as he spotted Sofia deciding to taunt her.

Tom:Yo motherlove!

"Who,me," Hugo asked.

Tom: Yeah,I'm talking to you,prick! Isiah,who hired this dumb mother...- Anyway, Sofia. You know that horse isn't good for you,right? Well I got something that's gooder than the rest! Let me introduce you to this. New 2014 Ford GT! Faster than any GT in the 18th Century. Wait. Cars weren't invented in the 18th Century. So I guess I can't help you out with that.* Walks away*

*Five seconds later*

*Tom knocks Hugo off of horse*

Tom: You have insurance,so don't be an asshole.* Flies away with horse*

The Enchanted Feast

Miss Nettle just infatrated Enchantia Castle and trapped everyone inside the castle.

"Now you fools are all trapped," Miss. Nettle laughed.

" Not without a fight," Cedric yelled appearing from out of nowhere.

"You think you can defeat me," Miss Nettle said still laughing." I'd be careful if I were you."

"What makes you so sure," Cedric mocked.

Isiah: Oooh.

Tom: He is calling that fairy out.

"This here," Miss Nettle shot a beam at Cedric but she missed." HA! You missed," Cedric yelled in triumph." Now it's my turn." He then waved his wand at Miss. Nettle but no beam came out of it." Oh,for fuck sake," Cedric said. " My wand batteries are dead."

Miss. Nettle: That's because you're using the wrong batteries. But if you had Duracell Batteries,you're powered inventions will-

Cedric:*Interupts Miss. Nettle* If you had Energizer Max with the use of powerful energy-

Miss. Nettle: *Pulls out pistol*

Isiah: Oh,crap.

Miss. Nettle: If you had a 45 pistol aimed at your head, then you..-

*Cedric laughs*

Miss. Nettle: Oh you find that funny?!

Cedric: I find it completely funny. Because...- *Pulls out carbine rifle* If you had a m4 aimed at your head resting on your shoulder piece...*gets ready to pulls trigger*

Miss. Nettle: Hey,quick question. Can we please end this story...before you kill me? Or no?

*Cedric looks at royals and gets "I don't care" looks from them*

*Looks at us and gives him "I don't care" looks*

Cedric:*sighs* No.

Miss Nettle: *gasps*

BANG

Isiah and Tom: Dang!

Isiah:Dang,when did she become the one to get killed? I sure don't know. But anyway,we hope you enjoyed the story. We also wanna thank Niagara14301 for ideas.

Tom: Please review nicely. No flames. We were gonna do Can't Hold Back Anymore,but this idea somehow came. But anyway,we do that soon. See y'all later. Hollar at your boys! We love y'all! YEAH!

Isiah: Until the next story.