A/N

This is set in the first movie on Rumrunners island, but is kind of mashed together with the others. I know I'm a hot mess. Beta reader, anyone? Pm me with mistakes or things I could do to improve my story. - Emma

Disclaimer: I don't own Jack *sniffle, Elizabeth, Will, or whoever else shows up in here *cue ugly crying

"But why is all the rum gone?" whined Jack, clearly drunk off his arse.

"Because of the signal fire that will save us." replied a slightly hungover, annoyed Elizabeth. In response, Jack promptly turned around, and flicked off the signal fire.

As they waited for a ship, they both thought of the night before, and what happened.

"Yo - ho, Yo - ho, a pirate's life for me"

While Jack was humming, Swann was softly singing under her breath. They both grew louder and louder till they burst out in song.

It ended with the two doubled over laughing so hard they cried. "You know," Sparrow announced, "I'm still drunk enough to do this.", then kissed Elizabeth. "And I'm hungover enough to allow it." she mumbled.

"I like Rumrunners island now!" the captain gleefully shouted. "As do I."

"Well, I don't!" yelled a familiar voice from behind them. "Will!" exclaimed Elizabeth. "Will, indeed! I come here to rescue you lot, and here I find you, in this situation."

"Oopsie!" muttered a drunk Jack before collapsing.

I doubt if anyone is even readin this, but there should be a new update soon! Yeah I know my story is shit deal with it

Challenge of the chapter : Run into a Walmart and act annoying. When a stranger asks you what the hell you're doing, yell " Wait, you can see me?" Then run away yelling aaaaaaaaaah like a weirdo