A/N: This idea struck me out of nowhere, it will be short and I hope humorous. Please read and review!
Sasuke Faints
One Shot:
Sasuke had married the famous Sakura Haruno, whom was known for her healing powers. The marriage happened two years ago and now Sakura is pregnant with Sasuke's first child, hopefully a son.
Sakura was laying on her bed contently, her hands over her rounded, and huge stomach. Sasuke walked into greet his wife because he had just come home from a four day mission.
"Sakura," Sasuke said warmly and kissed her lips lightly.
"Sasuke," Sakura whispered and they stared into each other's eyes for a moment.
Sasuke moved one of his hands and laid it over Sakura's hand's that rested on her stomach. Sakura grabbed his hand and pressed it flatly to her stomach.
"He's a kicker," Sakura smirked.
"So they finally said it was a boy," Sasuke asked with happy thoughts running through his overwhelmed mind.
"No, they can't figure it out, I just have this feeling," Sakura replied, knowing that last time she visited Tsunade they had tried an ultrasound but the baby moved around to much so they couldn't get a clear view, if ya know what I mean.
"Hmmm... if it's a boy let's call him Shin," Sasuke said.
"Fine, but if I'm wrong and it is a girl, will call her Naka," Sakura replied, thinking of her best friend Ino Yamanka.
"Sure," a smile dawned on Sasuke's face, he couldn't help it in a couple days time he would have a child. Someone who would carry on the Uchiha name, someone who would be strong and handsome if a boy or strong and beautiful if it were a girl.
"So when does Tsunade think the baby will come," Sasuke asked trying to figure it out.
"She thinks either tomorrow or the next day," Sakura replied.
"I won't take any missions for the next month to help with the baby," Sasuke whispered.
"Thanks, but you always have work," Sakura retorted.
"Not this time, I want to help," Sasuke laughed lightly, "Don't think of me as that low Sakura."
Sakura glared at him when all of the sudden she felt it like a jolt going up her spine. The baby was coming.
"So what..." Sasuke was cut off by Sakura's haggard breathing.
"Sakura what's wrong," Sasuke said in a frenzy.
"Get me to the hospital, the baby is coming," Sakura shouted at her stupid oblivious husband.
Sasuke stood dumbfounded for a moment but then picked up her, oh boy was hse heavy and got her into the car and took her to the hospital.
15 hours later:
A nurse came out of the room, "Sasuke, it's a boy, congratilations. You can go into see her now."
The nurse snickered and went to attend to someone else.
Sasuke's smile returned, and he walked into the room, and saw Sakura holding a baby tightly wrapped in a blanket.
"Sasuke, be strong," Sakura said alarmed, in a way.
"Why?"
Sasuke then saw it- and the only thing he could do was faint.
Yes ladies and gentlemen, Sasuke fainted and hit the floor with a thud.
Sakura sighed, she hadn't expected this. Their son had his onyx eyes but he had Sakura's brilliant hot pink hair.
"Oh boy, this is going to be a pain." Sakura said to herself and looked down at her husband who laid sprawled across the floor, it looked like he would be out for days.
The end
A/N: That was a little longer then I expected. So what did you guys think, I would love to hear. So please leave me a nice or not so nice review.
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