ATTENTION! I do not own Princess Peach. The story, however, is my idea. Sometimes it may include real-life events. It may also include violence or fowl language. Viewer discretion is advised.

Day 1, Day ** Month * Year $%

Dear Diary,

Hello there, Diary! This is the first day I'm writing in you, obviously. The Toads believe I should keep a diary for my own, personal purposes. You know, telling gossip, my thoughts and/or feelings and stuff like that. Honestly, I believe it's for their own personal reading time. Luckily, I've chosen the most plain thing you'd never expect for a diary. A plain, blue, spiral-bound notebook.

Ahem, anyways, today was certainly... How should I put this? Mind-boggling, I suppose... During my usual walk through the park, I happened to run into Pauline, who was holding hands with Mario. Though it may come as a shock to you, diary, I didn't really mind. I'm not interested in Mario the way most people think. He's an interesting fellow, for sure, but I don't really care for him. Well, I mean... It's... Hard to explain. You see, Mario, was never really nice to me off camera. As a Princess, I'm supposed to deal with it, forgive him, and hope he doesn't do it again. I've been dealing with it for nearly 28 years now. Honestly, I'm tired of the way he treats me. But, enough of him.

When I saw Pauline today, she smiled at me kindly, but seemed to have a nervous look in her eye. I nodded, acknowledging to her that I understood, and she walked off with him. I knew exactly what she meant. He'd started to do the same to her, too. I, also, had used that smile. It was a pleading, "get me out of this abuse," smile. I still regret not being able to help my dear friend.

Sighing, I walked home, twirling my parasol sadly. I thought of ways I could help Pauline. Most of them, surprisingly dark, especially for myself. When I reached the castle, I decided what to do. Ask Bowser for his help. I know what you'd be thinking if you could think, "WHY ARE YOU ASKING BOWSER FOR HELP IF YOU'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED SO MANY TIMES?!" Well, the truth isn't far from that.

Long ago, about ten years to be exact, I was in the abusive relationship with Mario. The truth behind the kidnappings? I asked Bowser to take me and make the levels extremely hard for Mario, so I'd spend less time with him-and have less time being hurt. He agreed understandingly, knowing what I'd been going through. Everytime I think I'd be hurt by Mario, I'd send a blank message to Bowser on my cell phone. He'd know what it meant and come kidnap me a few moments later.

Ever since the agreement, Bowser and I are the closest of friends. He's always there to back me up whenever I require his assistance. He would help me out here, too. I'll message him tonight with my plan. I hope to get Pauline out of there soon. It's late, though. Thank you for listening!

Love,

~Princess Peach~

Note: I don't own any of the other characters, either. All of these relationships between everyone are my ideas. I hope to get stories up about my fan character, Aria the Angel, up as well. Message me if you want somebody of yours in Aria's stories! Please include a description of that person as well as how they act! Thanks for reading!