Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Plain and simple.
From author: this is my first story. critiques and corrections are welcomed but no flamer please...
Elemental countries: valley of the end…
The sky was dark… thunder roared like an angry dragon as it flashed from the pitch black clouds, but there were no rain even as the wind kicked strongly along the surface. On top of the ruin that has been once statues of great warriors stood two persons, facing each other.
''ah… this place brings back memory isn't it?" one of the figure asked in a feminine amused tone. Her short side ponytail flowed by the wind as she stared at the dark sky.
"It is…" the other one answered her voices were also feminine, but in a more serious tone "back then you weren't like this…"
"People changes…" she shrugged and turned to face her "especially for a demon spawn… like me…"
"That's not true!" she shouted" snap out of it! You're the jailer, not the prisoner"
"It's too late now…" she closed her azure eyes "I've been bathed in blood… only in kill, I found bliss…" she then smiled a predatory grin, she opened her eyes, and they were now yellow and silted like a beast.
"talk time is over, satsuki-chan…" she singsong-ed in a sickly sweet voice, and bend down to a stance "time to kill each other!"
Konohagakure: hokage office
During her career as the hokage secretary, she had seen so many things she never thought of. Originally she had served under the fourth at first, but it lasted for awhile before the battle of the double ten day took his life. She then served under the reinitiated third hokage before he also died n the sound invasion. Now she continued to serve under the fifth. Each hokage has his or her own quirks as she noted. The fourth has an unhealthy obsession of ramen; god knows how many times she had to order that food when he was still alive. The third is a closet pervert, much to her embarrassment, she didn't count how many times she caught the old man slacking of his work just to read that smut… now the fifth she had an obsession toward sake, coupled with her short fuse and monstrous strength, she is not surprised when a chair burst through the door knocking it down with the wall around it. She sighed… well time to call the repair, and to order a new set of chair.
Inside hokage office
The fifth eyebrow twitched dangerously, her hand still on her last throwing motion, while the young man at front of him bended back awkwardly, his eyes and face in an utter terror.
"Ca-calm down baa… I mean tsunade Sama" naruto quickly corrected himself, when he saw tsunade reaching for the desk. Tsunade took a quick deep breath to calm herself down a bit.
"Naruto…" tsunade called his name in a low menacing tone that made him gulp.
"y-yes?" he asked back hastily.
"Tell me how long since you came back?"
"t-two weeks?" it was more of a question then a statement.
"exactly… so tell me…" she stopped for a while, narrowing her eyes at naruto, who suddenly had the urge to get out of there, like bat out of the hell.
"What's the bright idea of making that stupid prank!" tsunade shouted while slamming her hands at the table… hard. It's a wonder the table didn't crack from the enormous force.
"Oh that…" naruto laughed sheepishly while scratching the back of his head "well… I was bored by the simple d-rank mission so…"
"And you thought, it would be funny… painting the whole hokage tower!" tsunade bellowed once more! Outside someone passed by looked up at the hokage tower and he had to stifle a laugh. The hokage tower was… orange. Orange with pink polka dot all over it, now it looked more like a strange mushroom shaped building.
"Aw… come on baa-chan, you found it funny too" tsunade has to resist the urge to strangle naruto there, but unfortunately the desk wasn't so lucky, tsunade nearly crushed it with her grip.
"I did found it funny" she admitted.
"See? You did!" naruto exclaimed happily.
"But… it wasn't funny anymore when that stupid pile comes in!" she pointed at the pile of papers that was thicker than 3 ninja encyclopedia stacked together. At naruto blank stare she decided to enlighten him.
"That, my dear genin shinobi, was the papers I had to sign because you got bored!"
"Oh" naruto didn't know what to say, how could one prank evolve to that monstrous stack of paper? If painting the hokage tower resulted in that… he briefly wondered how it is when he painted the hokage stone face.
"Now I know why jiji looked so angry when iruka sensei brought me to him"it was one of the things he remembered clearly. Never had he felt the old man hokage leek so much killer intent before.
"Now… did you have something to say?" tsunade asked while cracking his knuckles. To naruto it sounded, more likes 'any last word?'
"I am sorry?" wrong words
The hokage secretary was writing something when the whole office suddenly shook hard.
"AHHHHHH…. Ba-ba-ba chan, no I mean tsunade-hime please calm down!"
"Shut up and be a good boy, so I can end it quickly and less painful…"
The office keeps shaking.
"Ho-hokage sama. Please calm…" and it was horribly cut off at the end. The door to the office opened and a chuunin stuck his head out.
"What's going on here?"
"Ah you came at the right time" the secretary smiled "could you call the medic and tell them to prepare a room?"
Iwagakure hospital
"Tell me what's so important that you called me here" the tsuchikage asked the young female doctor at front of him.
"Sorry to have taken your time tsuchikage Sama" the doctor said while adjusting her glasses "yesterday the patrol found an unconscious young girl near the wall"
"So?" he asked coolly.
"Well…" the woman smiled "there was something special about the girl" the doctor then stepped aside to reveal a blonde haired girl sleeping on the bed.
"Take a look at this" the doctor said lifting up the blanket. She then lifted the girl hospital gown, exposing her lower body region. The tsuchikage noted something peculiar.
"So?" the doctor asked with an enigmatic smile
"Interesting…"