Ross and Rachel stopped making out.
"Will you get me a poptart?" Rachel asked Ross.
"Of course," Ross replied. He opened the pantry. It was a squeaky door, so it would have been noticeable from the other room that he was opening the pantry door. Ross put the poptart on the counter, and looked at Rachel. She took a deep breath.
"Ross, I am pregnant," she said. "Will you stay my boyfriend?"
"No," Ross said. Rachel was heartbroken. She cried and ran away from Ross without eating her poptart. She had low blood sugar, so she fell. Ross ran over to her, and fell to the ground next to her. He shook Rachel to try to wake her up.
Rachel was... dead!
Ross cried. "I said I wouldn't be your boyfriend," he said, "because I wanna be your husband!" Ross screamed, and threw the poptart at the wall. A beautiful diamond ring was inside.
Monica and Chandler were walking together. They were crossing the road.
She said, "will you love me forever?"
Chandler replied, "no!" Monica, devastated, cried and ran across the road before the green man came on the sign. She was hit by a car.
Chandler started to cry, and went to pick up her limp body.
Monica was dead.
Chandler whispered to her corpse, "I meant to say I will love you five-ever..." (that means he loves her more than forever).
Phoebe had ovarian cancer, and she was going to die, so she was going to have ovary implant surgery to save her life. When the day finally came that she was having her surgery, she said goodbye to her parents and friends (the ones that were still alive). She told Mike she loved him.
She came out of the surgery and had no cancer. She was cured. She saw her family and friends, but Mike wasn't there. She wondered where Mike was, and asked about it.
Joey spoke up. "Wait, didn't the doctor tell you who donated the ovaries?"
Phoebe cried. She realized that Mike donated his ovaries to save her life. He was dead.
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