AN: I was inspired by Nice Peter's and Epic Llyod's Epic Rap Battles of History series and I noticed that people from the Total Drama fandom and the Pokemon fandom were doing this so I decided to try it for the Homestuck fandom. Also, this will contain some OOC but I will try not to make it too OOC for the characters. I hope this is a successful idea of mine since it is quite fun to do! :D
Episode 1: Karkat vs Equius (To the tune of John Lennon vs Bill O' Reily)
Karkat:
Fuck, you're a creepy asshole! Gog dammit!
Why are you pissed off a lot? Isn't Nepeta your moiral?
You're the type of guy who stalks Aradia and makes out with robots,
You need to chill out for a minute and drink milk for an hour!
Every time we pesterchum, all you do is boss around the shit outta me and your face is freakin' sweaty as fuck!
I wonder how much Gamzee paid you to kiss his ass!
Equius:
You friggin' lowblood, livin' in a rundown crappy hive.
Well, you're about to get your ass kicked by the highblood political machine!
Stop your tantrums Vantas, you call me the Heir of Void!
When it comes to crushin' mutant bloods I am quite reccomended.
I am strong, between you and I there's no comparison.
I'll fight you so hard you'll fail so bad like Troll Will Smith!
You're John Egbert's bitch will leadership than Pyrope.
And I'd rather do Aradiabot than Captor anyday!
Karkat:
I'm an ass, but you are a bigger fuckass than me.
I'll take Crab Dad's kickass sickle and whoop your blue ass.
I'm tired of how you boss the shit outta us all.
Why don't you just take a holiday and CALM THE FUCK DOWN!
Equius:
Because I'm a highblood, more powerful than Serket.
Craploads of horses to stomp a crabby mutant.
Don't tell me to calm the fuck down, that's how I go by,\.
Now here's Leijon, screw it, we'll do it high!
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!
Characters from Hetalia, Total Drama, and Bomberman can be suggested as long as you have at least one Homestuck character involved!