Just something completely random...
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"You know, Scully, the truth is actually still out there."
"Really?"
"Hell yes it is. You better believe it Scully. Believe it!"
Scully sighs, "You've been watching Naruto again haven't you?"
"I err... what makes you think that?"
"Oh please, Mulder. You say 'believe it' after every sentence. And you're wearing that headband. You look like a tool."
"Gee Scully do you have to be so mean?"
"It's for your own good Mulder. What would Skinner think of you if you walked into his office with that thing on your head?"
"Hey maybe we should go and find out!"
"What?! No I was only joking."
Knock knock.
"Come in."
"Hey Skinner what's up? I..."
"What is it Agent Mulder?"
"OMG, you watch Naruto as well?" He exclaims.
Scully comes in and her jaw drops. Skinner is wearing his headband like Kakashi.
"Yeah I do... looks like you do as well..."
"Yeah! Believe it!"
Skinner and Mulder burst out laughing and start rolling on the floor.
"Oh my God you two..."
Scully starts to walk out in disbelief but stops abruptly when who should come in? None other than the Cigarette Smoking Man. Skinner and Mulder stop rolling on the floor laughing and look on in awe.
"What is it you three?"
"Are you dressed as Itachi Uchiha?"
"So what if I am, Fox? I happened to wake up on the wrong side of the bed today and in doing so lost my inhibitions and thought what the hell, i'm going to cosplay today and I don't give a flying saucer about what anyone thinks."
Kryceck bursts in.
"Yeah you go girlfriend!"
Mulder rolls his eyes, "That's just taking it too far, Alex."
"Whatever. Screw you Mulder. I'm late for an anime convention. Now how can I include the black oil eyes into my costume...?"
Kryceck mumbles as he walks out. Cigarette Smoking Man turns to regard Scully.
"So why aren't you cosplaying Scully?"
"Cos...play? That's it. I wash my hands of this weirdness."
Scully high tails it out of there. Cigarette Smoking Man watches her go and then turns back to Skinner and Mulder. He lights a cigarette.
"Sooo... do either of you want to see my sexy no jutsu?"
Awkward Silence.