Disclaimer: I do not own Fire Emblem; its characters, or the season of Christmas.
A/N: Hello there, I'm the obligatory Authors note and it's a pleasure to see you.
The continent of Elibe had seen its shares of war, bloodshed, and Evil Dark Druids that summon pet fire dragons to burn your face off. The holidays were mostly celebrating things that didn't really matter and were only an excuse to get drunk, piss off bandits, and have your town destroyed giving mercenary's and soldiers work. However, there was one holiday that all the people of Elibe loved. Christmas. However, there were people planning to stop Christmas, and it was up to the legendary group that defeated Nergal to stop them.
Meanwhile, in Pherae Castle, Eliwood was spending time with his son Roy.
"And that's how babies are born." Stated Eliwood
"Wait so then you did THAT to mommy Ninian?" asked Roy?
"All night son, all night."
Roy's confusion was briefly interrupted when Eliwood's commanding knight, Marcus came into the Audience chamber with his hairstyle put into an afro.
"Holy crap what happened to you?" Asked Eliwood
"I'll explain later, you've received an invitation from Lord Hector to Castle Ostia. It appears it's a Christmas party. It states in the invitation that he's invited the entire group that helped to defeat Nergal."
"Alright, hey Roy, wanna go to Ostia for Christmas?"
"No"
"Then it's decided, round up everyone who helped in the fight against Nergal, we're going to Ostia!!"
"Very well sir, oh by the way, when I was taking a shower, I noticed my shampoo was replaced with honey? Do you have any knowledge of that?"
"No sorry." Said Eliwood over Roy's fits of laughter as he threw away an empty honey bottle.
Later that day, Eliwood, Ninian, Nils, Roy, Lowen, Harken, Isadora, and Marcus were all getting ready to leave. As Marcus strapped on his saddle it exploded and honey popped out of it as Roy laughed uncontrollably.
Meanwhile in a Dark and Evil Fortress in the Dread Isle, a lone man had finished healing himself after suffering heavy damage.
"Damn, Did Eliwood really need to score a critical on me with Durandal? That seemed highly unnecessary." Complained Nergal
"Let's see, December 13. 12 Day's till Christmas, well we'll just see about that!" Declared Nergal
He started to use his dark magic to create two magic circles, out of them came Limstella and Ephidel.
"Lord Nergal! We thought you were dead!" Exclaimed Ephidel.
"Not even a hello, maybe I should just die."
"No it's just we're surprised that's all." Explained Limstella.
"Yea I am too, they really should have checked it I were dead. Just because I started….to speak… like this… doesn't mean I'm dieing, it means it was time for my medication. Well anyway, I've devised an evil plan so evil it'll put my other evil plan of opening the dragon's gate to evil shame. We're gonna steal Christmas. Now get your weapons ready. We're going to the North Pole."
In Ostia
"Wow Ostia is so big, kind of puts Pherae to shame. Declared Nils
"Quiet you, only reason you even live with us is because you're Ninian's brother." Said Eliwood.
The group rode on to castle Ostia to meet Hector outside the castle.
"Eliwood!! Screamed Hector, glad you could make it."
To his right were Lyn, his wife, and his daughter, Lilina.
Hector led the group inside the castle, since they were the first guests to arrive, Eliwood, Hector, and the wives decided to catch up on old times.
"Hey Eliwood, remember that time we beat the crap out of Eric. Good times, good times."
"Yea, I remember his face, it completely said, don't kill me!!" Eliwood mockingly said.
The four of them started laughing and remembering their journey like it only happened yesterday. Soon most of the original party member's were reunited. Ninian had gone to get the group some drinks when she dropped the glasses in shock.
"HOHOHO, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!" Yelled Athos
Eliwood, Hector, and Lyn rushed to see who the familiar voice was and were shocked to see it belonged to Athos, one of the 8 legendary hero's who helped the group to defeat Nergal.
"It's the ghost of Christmas Past come to take me away! Screamed Hector. Lyn get my axe.
"That's the first thing you say? Man maybe I should die." Said Athos
"What? No. said Eliwood, we're just surprised, we thought you were dead."
"I'm old and senile. Declared Athos, I was taking a nap. Of course I still don't understand why you just let me sleep there. I woke up 2 hours later to find everyone gone.
"What's done is done. Said Ninian. But we're glad to see you're alive.
Meanwhile, at the Dread Isle, Nergal had equipped himself with his most powerful dark magic and was waiting for Limstella and Ephidel to come back from the magic vendor. Normally, they would have gotten their magic out of the black fang armory, however, during the final battle; Merlinus raided the armory and sold all black fang equipment.
Finally, Limstella and Ephidel had warped back to the Dread Isle.
"What took you two so long?" Demanded Nergal
"The stupid vendor guy wouldn't give us more advanced magic." Complained Ephidel. So we killed him and stole two Fimbulvetrs, 12 sets of elixirs, some rope for tying up people, and a partridge in a pear tree. God knows this place needs some decoration.
"Let's see you try to make an Evil Fortress look good." Said Nergal
Nergal used dark magic to create a Morph.
"Make this place fabulous by the time I get back." said Nergal.
And with that, the 3 of them warped out of the fortress and warped into the North Pole.
"So what did you say the plan was?" asked Limstella.
"We're gonna kidnap Santa Clause, with his powers, we'll be able to rule the world!!" said Nergal
"Wouldn't opening the Dragon's gate be more effective?" asked Ephidel
"No shut up." Said Nergal plainly.
In Santa's Toy shop. Dark magic had just blown up the ceiling and Nergal, Ephidel, and Limstella jumped in and landed on the floor looking stylish.
"Hohoho, merry Christmas." Said Nergal with a smirk on his face.
I hope you enjoyed my fic. There will be an update everyday going along with the 12 days of Christmas. So enjoy. And the best readers are reviewers.