WARNING: DO NOT READ THIS STORY IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED. THIS STORY IS PURELY FOR ENTERTAINMENT AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. IDEAS DISPLAYED IN THIS FANFIC ARE NOT NECESSARILY THE VIEWS OF THE AUTHORS.

Prelude

Date: Yes please with casual….I mean 6/6/06

Marlin: Aw, look at all of them! I can't wait for them to hatch! We're going to be parents! We should name this one Ingrid! And this one Jebediah! And this one Lucifer!

Coral: STOP USING FRICKIN EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Marlin: Hypocrite.

Coral: Anyway, those names suck scales.

Marlin: Like musical scales?

Coral: I can't believe I married you. What are you covered in?

Marlin: …algae?

Coral: NO! The stuff underneath the algae. It's the equivalent to human skin.

Marlin: Oooooooooh, I get it.

Coral: Okay, we're not naming our kids Ingrid or Jebediah, though I'm quite partial to Lucifer.

Marlin: Well, what do you think we should name our kids then?

Coral: How about Nemo?

Marlin: Nemo? That's omen spelled backwards! That has to be some kind of bad luck.

Coral: Well, I like the name Nemo, so suck it up!

Marlin: We're not naming them Nemo! And what's wrong with Jebediah?

Coral: WE'RE NOT AMISH!!!!!

Marlin: Then what's wrong with Ingrid?

Coral: WE'RE NOT SCANDANAVIAN!!!!!

Marlin: So what? We can be multicultural!

Coral: Listen bub, I BIRTHED THESE FRIGGEN EGGS AND IT WAS THE MOST AGONIZING PAIN KNOWN TO FISH-KIND!!!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE GOING TO NAME THESE KIDS WHATEVER THE MARINA'S TRENCH I WANT TO NAME THEM!!!!!!

Marlin: Meep. Okay.

Coral: Oh, look, a barracuda!

Marlin: A barracuda? That rhymes with maraduda!

Coral: I wish you'd have married a duda.

Marlin: Well, it was between you or Gill, and even though Gill was probably my true love, I really wanted biological kids.

Coral: So you don't love me?

Marlin: No, I'm sorry, my heart still lies with Gill and his rock hard ways.

Coral: I'm heartbroken and will now be forced to kill myself out of grief! I SHALL NOW SACRIFICE MYSELF FOR MY CHILDREN WHO WILL GROW UP WITH A JERK FOR A FATHER!!!!

Barracuda: So, hey, uh, can I eat any of you?

Coral: TAKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Barracuda: Can do, but I have to eat some of your kids too.

Marlin: OMG THAT TOTALLY RHYMES!!!!

Coral: Oh, even better!

Marlin: Hey, could you at least knock me out so I don't have to see this?

Barracuda: Sure thing. -knocks out Marlin and starts eating-

Marlin: -wakes up- Phew, that witch fish is gone and now I can marry my true love- Gill. Wait, no! Ingrid! Jebediah! LUCIFER!!!!!!!!!!!! -rushes to see if any of his children survived-

Egg: Save me! Save me!

Marlin: I'm a mother! I'm a mother!

Egg: Daddy!

Marlin: No, say Mommy!

Egg: Daddy!

Marlin: Oh, screw you. Well, at least I won't have to answer any awkward questions about my sexual preferences at the adoption agency. Now, what to name you? What did Coral like again? Okay, Nemo, Omen, Lucifer or Damien. Well, she didn't like Damien, but I do. Oh! I know! I dub thee Nemomen.

Egg: But you can just call me Nemo.

Marlin: That works. Hey, what's this weird mark here instead of a fin? It looks like 666…

Egg: -evil voice- I AM LUCIFER, KING OF THE UNDERWORLD!!!!!!! I HAVE COME TO YOU THROUGH THE MORTAL NAMED DAMIEN!!!!!!!!

Marlin: No, idiot child! Your name is Nemomen, SO GET USED TO IT!!!!!

Egg: Sorry…