SONIC: A TALE OF ONE CITY I GUESS
Moving, at the speed of sound. Yes indeed, it is sonic. Must go fast. I will tell you a tale yes. Sonic was fastest around, none was faster. But one was faster than him, he was as slow as sonic minus one. His name is Ugostile, however instead lets call him hue. Hue was best at sonic, so sonic mad. One day sonic challenge hue to a race. Hue said "OK, sonic, let us race." They raced to the one city, the city of townsville. And when they reached the end of the city of bones, sonic said "hey wait, this doesn't look like sonic boom." Cue laugh track. Sonic said to Ugostile oops Hue "Maybe we should head back, Racoon City is freaking me out." Hue was a jerk and punched sonic and ran off to find some glue. Hue liked glue. Sonic traversed the lost city of Atlantis to find that Hue. Who was Hue? Hue looked green. Like the crocodile guy, but more hedgehog. No, not the bird guy. After spending one or two, sonic stopped. He smelt glue, Hue was neeeeeear. Hue was eating glue. What a jerk. Sonic ran off, leaving Hue in Daten City. Sonic came back to amy. Things happened. But Hue was not dead yet. He was glue eating still. So he's ok. Meanwhile, a boy named hue, i mean, hugo, came to sanic. He wanted to go fast. He was obsessed with fast. Sanic said ok. He was going fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Sonic died. Too fast. But hugo learn. He learn fast. He went fast. He ran through a boulder. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. Fast. But hue said "I no longer fast, no slow ami" he was slow. Sonic was buried under a pile of insect husks. It was in his williswera. And now hue knows. He must defeat munto. Munto was the other guy. Munto said "OH NO, army of cloud crayons protect me, me, you, me." He fail. Hue had him backed; into a,corner. Souhfvksjdfvidjvhhhdeldcvnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. Soory that was mah cat. Hue had him backed into a corner. Hue win. But munto no. Munto win now. Munto had hue backed into a corner. But sanic win. Hue had munto backed into a sanic. Sonic win. Sonic had sonic backed into a sonic. Needless to say, sanic was defeated by joe. Joe won. But hue defeat joe. Hue win. But munto lose. Hue win. Sanic came back. He said "Good job hue, be new sanic." hue went fast and ate chilidogs. Hue was sanic. Sanic just dyed himself blue. Hues is real sanic. Spiler oops. 2016: Sanic Boom: Hue. But that is not end of hugo. Hue said "Now is time." Hue and sanic are now together. They live as bros. Bros. Sanic ran to the end of the road. He ate. Chilidogs. Gotta go fast, right sanic? But sanic, u no go fast. It is end sanic. Keep going, is end, you can do what you can do. Sanic is best. Hue was good too. Hue lived under tree. Yes. Munto was mad. He lost fair and square, but no he mad. It was clear Jimmy and Dave had to step up to plate. They stepped up to plate. But it fine china. They got scolded. They then went to defeat munto. Munto was acting like a stupid baby pants. Jimmy said "Munto you lose, we are hereeeeereee." Jimmy struck him. Munto cried. Wuss. But dave knew. He got sanic to hit munto as well. He started to shed blood. Wuss. But dave knew. He got hue to hit him. Somehow munto got better? But dave knew. He had to defeat him. He took out tinglewitz and fight swords with munto. But munto had poopy sword. It was cut in half. He grew. He was monster size. There was not enough fast to defeat him. But then sanic came. He was enough fast to defeat munto. He fast. He defeat munto with fast. Munto said "yes i am the poopy" and all laugh. When sanic and friends went home, they all played vidya games. They played sanic boom. It was best game ever. They had so much fun. Hue no longer enjoyed the company of glue. That is right, he is now a piesexual. No longer will glue be harassed. By hue. Hugo. Sanic knew. He had to fast one day. But not today. Today he chilidog. Tomorrow he gotta go fast. But after that he will fast. But for now, he not fast. He speed. And that is slow.
The end. Hue.