Ok, it's official, I have way too many freaking stories on here for Harry Potter. Just something I thought up while I was bored. Please read and review!!
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Snape was brewing up a potion to cure his spate of the flu, when out of nowhere, someone dropped a penguin.
"Bloody hell!" he cried, as his potion splashed him from head to toe.
"Honk!" said the Emperor penguin, snapping its beak at him.
Suddenly, Snape felt... strangely happy... and bloated. Why that was, unless it was the encholata he'd eaten earlier that day...
"What the honk!" he began, but the word that was going to be "hell" had turned into an ear shattering honk.
Suddeny he turned into a penguin!
"HONK HONK HONK HONK!!!!" he tried swearing, but all that came out was the incessant honking.
"Honk," the other penguin agreed.
Suddenly, Snape's least favorite person poked his head in. Potter.
"Profess- oh. What on earth's a penguin doing in here?" said the idiot boy. Snape tried telling him to get Dumbledore, but all that came out was a honking squeal.
Suddenly, eerie music began to play in the background.
Oh no Snape thought. Now what?
A fangirl poked her head in, saw Harry, and squealed.
"Oh. My. god. Ohmygodohmygodohmygod, Harry Potter!!! Ahhhhhhh!!!!!" she giggled, jumping up and down.
"Honk!!!" said Snape angrily, trying to glare at both the girl and Potter, but of course, penguins can't glare.
"I'm gone," said Potter, and he ran. The fangirl saw Snape and squealed again. Snape longed to turn her into a pig, where the squealing would be appreciated.
"I love penguins!!!" she cried, clapping her stupid hands. She kneeled down and hugged Snape so close he thought his ribs would snap.
I'm in hell he thought.