Hey, it's me again! How's it going? This is my very first Kingdom Hearts story. I'm so excited! This is a really funny story, trust me, you'll love! And if you don't…I dunno...There are some jokes in here about the classic "It's A wondeful life", so, if you like that movie, you'll get the jokes...
Crazy wedding
Chapter 1: Oh no, what to do?
Sora and Kairi were both sitting on the large tree branch they usually sat on with Riku. But, Riku was still asleep and was too tired to get out of bed.
Sora looked at Kairi, Kairi looked at Sora. They were happy they were together again…yay…we're all happy, happy…happy…
"What if I go out on a mission to abuse more heartless?" Sora suddenly exclaimed to the red-head. With no hesitation, Kairi got out a paper fan and smacked the half-clueless keyblade wielder.
"Fool, we're not parting from eachother ever again!"
"Yeah, but what if—"
"Shut up or you'll be thrown into the ocean and zombies from the water will gobble you up like a pathetic expired ham sandwich!"
"O…K…"
Kairi started sobbing like a constipated baby.
"I DON'T WANT US TO SEPARATE EVER AGAIN!!!"
"Kairi…take it easy…I was just wondering what would happen to us…"
"No, I won't manage this 'but what if' recipe anymore! I've got to try a different recipe for a change! A friendship recipe! Maybe some chocolate-chip cookies, or some éclairs or pie or cake, that sounds yummy!"
"Cake…cake…cake…cake…cake…cake…cake…" Sora kept repeating to himself.
"Yes, cake, just like in birthday parties and weddings!!"
Sora…hello! She said something important there!!!
"Gah, who are you?"
I'm your guardian angel; I know everything about you…
"If you're looking for George Bailey, I'm not him!"
No, I had to deal with him back in the forties…geez…
"Anyways, what was the important word that she said?"
You idiot, you're so stupid. Fine, I'll give you a hint…party…
"Mt. Rushmore!"
My goodness…church…
"Kamehameha!"
"Sora, why are you talking to yourself?" Kairi waved her hand in front of Sora's oblivious face.
Drunk men and women doing dancing contests and eventually falling on the floor from spinning around in a bunch of circles!
"The rest is still unwritten!"
WEDDING YOU IDIOT! THAT WAS MY SEVEN THOUSANTH CLUE! MY GOSH, IT DIDN'T TAKE THAT LONG TO MAKE GEORGE BAILEY REALIZE WHAT A WONDERFUL LIFE HE HAS!!!!!!!
"Sora, snap out of it!"
"Whaaaagh, no more buffalo winged chicks for me!!"
"Don't you mean that oldie buffalo girls song?"
"Whatever…oh, that's right! Thatta boy, Clarence!"
"What are you trying to talk about?"
"Kairi, let's get married!"
"EH?"
"We'll never be apart; we can get married, so we'll always be together no matter what!"
"Oh…Sora…I accept!"
"Accept what?"
"Marriage, duh!"
"Really…yes! I thought you would completely disagree with me!"
"I don't even think you were even thinking about it!"
"Thinking about what?"
"My gosh…okay, we need to pick out wedding dress."
"Wedding dress."
"Find a nice cake."
"Nice Cake."
"Figure out where we're going to get married in"
"Wait a minute, we're getting married?"
Kairi slapped her hand on her forehead and sighed.
Remind yourself Kairi, life wouldn't be great without Sora around…
"So what do we need to get married?" Sora came up while his stupid question ruined Kairi's happy smile.
"Sora…I won't repeat any of them!"
"But, I want to know the materials for us getting married!!"
Just when Sora said married, Riku came out and shocked by the word, he fell into the water and some coconuts fell on top of him.
"Is there anything weirder today besides guardian angels, buffalo winged crickets and marriage?!"
Kairi just rolled her eyes and lightly kissed Sora on the cheek.
"See you tomorrow, fiancé!"
Sora just had a nosebleed…
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