This is my 5th story, for some of you who don't know. Review, follow, and favorite! Flames will be used to make s'mores.
Disclaimer: I do not *tear* own PJO *sob* or HoO *weep*
50 Ways to Get Percabeth to Hate You
01) Flirt with Percy.
02) Flirt with Annabeth.
03) Say they look horrible together.
04) Put a spider on Annabeth.
05) Eat seafood in front of Percy.
06) Kiss Percy.
07) Kiss Annabeth.
08) Smack Percy.
09) Smack Annabeth.
10) Be Drew.
11) Break them up forcefully when they are making out.
12) Say that Percy and yourself are meant to be.
13) Say that Annabeth and yourself are meant to be.
14) Tell Annabeth that she doesn't deserve Percy.
15) Tell Percy everything that's wrong about Annabeth.
16) Talk to them with your incredible knowledge of their lives from reading the books.
17) Call Percy 'Seaweed Brain'.
18) Call Annabeth 'Wise Girl'.
19) Sing the Periodic Table Song whenever they come close to you.
20) Scream "PERCABETH IS COMING TO TOWN!" whenever they get close to you.
21) Talk to them so much, but when they try to talk to you, cover your ears and scream "LALALALALALALA" at the top of your lungs.
22) Call Annabeth Blondy.
23) Call Annabeth dumb.
24) Talk about Luke when they're around.
25) Follow them around with a fake video camara asking them dumb questions like 'why is your hair blonde?' and 'Can you scream loud?' and acting like paparazzi.
26) Follow them everywhere, even into their cabins.
27) Make kissy noises whenever they get near you.
28) Make jokes about the wars when you weren't even there.
29) Make jokes about their underwater kiss.
30) Go up to Annabeth and say 'I made a Percy Jackson fan club, want to join?'.
31) Give Annabeth a makeover.
32) Follow them around all day sing Baby by Justin Bieber.
33) Wear a watch and tell them every single time the second changes.
34) Ask them about their kiss at Mt. Saint Helens that you aren't supposed to know about.
35) Tell Annabeth to stop looking at you and her eyes are creepy and she should join a haunted house and just stare at people.
36) Stare at them all day long.
37) Go up to Annabeth and say 'Did you fall from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face!'.
38) Look over Annabeth and say 'Now I see why you mom abandoned you to your dad!'.
39) Follow them all day singing We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together by Taylor Swift.
40) Make Percy swear on the River Styx to answer your question truthfully and ask him 'If Rachel wasn't the Oracle would you date her?'.
41) Go up to them and say every swear word you know.
42) Bring up someone who died in the wars every day.
43) Be an Aphrodite girl.
44) Whisper in their ears 'Percabeth forever, don't tell Percy and Annabeth, they'll freak' from behind and run away.
45) Be Kronos.
46) Be Gaia.
47) Tell Annabeth you wished she was in the Hunt.
48) Call Percy 'Pretty Boy'.
49) Make sure the only thing you say around them be DERP.
50) Tell them to hate you.