Disclaimer: yes coz Masashi Kishimoto would totally be sitting here writing fanfiction when he could be getting Sasuke and Sakura together in the REAL manga… -sigh- No I don't own Naruto…. –sob-
The 23 year old man groaned and silently cursed his best friend.
Damn Naruto. Damn him to the deepest pit in hell.
Well…not the deepest maybe, because the look on Karin's face was priceless.
Even if he did have to find a fiancé in 3hrs and 46 minutes.
Sasuke pondered if it'd be easier if he wasn't emotionally constipated.
Not that he was per say, but…well…you know…and…ugh!
He, Uchiha Sasuke was NOT emotionally constipated.
Even if Karin was Miss Japan 5 times running and Sasuke was totally NOT interested…
Sasuke figured it was because he other best 'friend' Sakura had been Miss Universe 5 times…because the Government never gave Karin her Visa in time…not that the Government preferred Sakura to go…no…definitely not.
Meet Haruno Sakura.
5 time and current winner of Miss Universe.
Top University Graduate.
And the only person (besides Naruto) who can melt the goddamn ice block more commonly known to the world as Uchiha Sasuke, Business Tycoon.
Enter Uchiha Sasuke.
CEO of Uchiha Corporations.
Ice Block.
NOT Emotionally constipated, because hell, that skirt Sakura was in the other day…good thing she wasn't paying attention to his pants.
Because he'd rather have everyone think he was an emotionally constipated ice block than actually admit he loved his best friend.
Not that he was emotionally constipated or in love with his best friend…
Sasuke glanced at the clock again and then out the window, his eyes trailing the all too familiar coastal view he had from his 31st floor office. He had 3 hrs and 19 minutes to find a fiancé.
It's not like the perfect fiancé was going to waltz in his office door or something…ppfftt…geez, this is the 21st century reality people, not some fan fiction…
Sakura huffed and silently cursed her best friend.
How the hell was Mr. Ice Block supposed to find himself a fiancé in 3hrs and 46 minutes?
After pulling her hair into a messy bun, she opened the door to her car.
Sakura liked her car.
It was shiny.
Shiny is good.
But anyway…moving on now…
While driving she mulled over how Sasuke's pants had visibly shifted when she walked into his office adorning that absolutely adorable skirt the other day.
It was nice to know her amazingly sexy best friend was not emotionally constipated.
Not that she thought he was sexy.
Really, he was 5 time and current winner of Japan's most eligible Bachelor award…well…not anymore since Naruto (falsely) stated (shouted) that Sasuke had a fiancé…
But for the look on Karin's face?
It was SO totally worth it.
Turning into the underground carpark of the Uchiha Corporations building, Sakura glanced at the dashboard clock.
Sasuke had 3hrs and 19 minutes to find a fiancé
Sakura was standing in the centre of his abnormally large office, watching him skeptically as a large (seemingly evil) grin slowly plastered itself over Sasuke's face.
Her heart shaped face tilted as her mouth turned down into a slight frown.
It wasn't exactly the evil grin that bothered her; it was more that the evil grin was directed at her…
Her.
Haruno Sakura.
And not one of her rabid fanguys…
Standing up, Sasuke ushered his best friend to follow him. He slipped his left arm around her waist, an old habit Sasuke found oddly hard to drop. After all, it wasn't as easy for fanguys to get to her when he had her firmly plastered to his side…
Because bad things happen when you mess with Uchiha Sasuke.
Gently leading her, Sasuke cupped his free hand over her eyes.
Leaning in he gently whispered.
"I found her, and she's perfect"
Sakura shivered against his toned body. They'd stopped now. She couldn't really fathom a life where there was another girl besides her in Sasuke's life.
Pretend fiancé or not.
Because everyone knows the storyline.
They meet, they fall in love, and they live happily ever after…because they never mention the best friend who was always there.
Nope, she get's cast aside as usual, because even though it's blatantly obvious she loves him, he doesn't ever see her.
Not that she was in love with him.
The feeling she experienced was so foreign.
So…different.
Sasuke pulled his hand away from her face.
"Look at her, perfect."
The skeptic look re- appeared.
This time it wasn't directed as Sasuke…
More so at the full length mirror in front of her.
So this was his great idea…
He was obviously talking to her because Sakura couldn't see anyone else in the room.
Ezekiel the Goldfish didn't count.
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