Chaos
Acknowledgments: "South Park" and all characters belong to co-creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone.
Disclaimer: The following fan fiction contains spoilers, murder, slash pairing, mild sexual references, coarse language and may be illogical at some instances.
Chapter 1 – The Start of Chaos
I am Butters Leopold Stotch, and I just hate South Park. Everyday you will just get bullied or picked on by the others and that is just too much. I have been blamed for everything by Stan, Kyle and Cartman. Aw heck, they just piss me off so much. It has been so long, but now I finally can leave this hell.
Few days after I burnt down the gym, and left the school, I have been banned from school. During this time, I was also grounded by my asshole parents. Darn it, every time I get grounded by them for the most minor of infractions. Well now I am back in school, and there isn't a better time. Eric is being an asshole again. He is just confusing, and he keeps calling Stan a Cissy. Man the asshole is at it again. Now that I am back I can say good bye to him. I went up to him and I did it.
A few hours ago, I had prepared a silenced pistol with 12 rounds loaded. I had stolen this gun from Jimbo's Shop when we were playing the Stick of Truth and the new kid Douchebag was purchasing a Sweet Katana a few months ago. The kid disappeared after we got rid of the stick, I wonder where he went? Anyway, I hid the gun for a few months in my closet. My parents never did find my gun in my closet. I knew that on the day I had to return to school, I could start saying my good byes.
Eric was in his personal bathroom. I used the door key to unlock the door and entered the bathroom. "Butters! What the fuck, dude!" Eric exclaimed. I quickly whipped out my silenced pistol, aimed for his head and pulled the trigger. I had placed 3 rounds into his head. The shots were silenced so well, and I was able to sneak out without detection. That was just the beginning to my devious plan...
I had two more targets in mind, Stan and Kyle. Stan is just so full of himself, that he does not care about other people. Kyle on the other hand thinks that he knows everything, when he doesn't. They need to disappear. I had a plan for them to go to my house. Wouldn't you know it, they went according to plan. I brought them to my parents room. There they stayed for a while, until they found my parents under the bed.
"They are freshly shot, just a few minutes ago." I said to them. They started to panic and tried to get the pistol off my hands, but before they could, I shot Stan in the head and stabbed Kyle in the chest with my handy pocket knife. I knew that that Jew would try to get me when Stan distracted me, so I specially hid the knife in my sleeve and took it out when he struck. Now I had 4 bullets left, and I had 1 more person in my mind to kill. My love, Kenny.
I went to Kenny's house, which was still as poor as shit. At his house was just Kenny. His parents were out having a PTA meeting and Kenny's brother and sister were in Juvenile Hall for drug use. Since Kenny liked fucking so much, I went to his house, offering myself. "Can you fuck me, please Kenny. You have fucked everyone else, but never me..." I said with my naive voice. He just let me in and we went to his room, which was full of rats, porn and boxes of condoms. He really loves fucking.
I went into his room and he started undressing himself. He took off his parka, which revealed his face. It was the first time I saw his cute face, but it was my last. He striped down to his boxers while I just stood there looking at his bare skin. "Well, if you want to fuck, take your clothes off." Kenny said hornily. I quickly took out my pistol, aiming it at his head. "Whoa, what the fuck dude! Calm down, put the gun down." Kenny muttered maniacally, slowly backing against the wall. "I am sorry, but I have to say good bye. Good bye Kenny, my love!" I shot him in the head and he fell to the ground, naked and all. I then put the gun, still loaded with one last bullet, into his hand, making it look like he shot himself.
All of them were dead, and now I can wreak chaos. Yes, finally people will notice me, for I am Professor Chaos. Ha ha ha! Finally I can have the freedom to do what I want, without them getting in my way. I quickly left to my lair, and concocted my greatest plan of all...
To be continued in Chapter 2 – The Chaos...
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