This is my first "Fanfic Pocket Story", which will be a series of stories of multiple genres that are 1000-1500 words long. That's why their called Pocket Stories. Feel free to send me ideas on what my second pocket story should be about. To learn more about these "Pocket Stories", look at my profile. ALL MY POCKET STORIES ARE RATED M+. MY POCKET STORIES WILL NOT BE BASED ON TV SHOWS; ONLY HORROR, SCI-FI, GAMES, MOVIES, AND MANGA.
Anyway, this is my first Pocket Story. Enjoy.
Dark was hunting through the forest to see if he could find any chickens to feed him and his Yautja mate, Jusi'tuwa. Since he was an inexperienced Yautja and a hunter, he knew where to find the best chickens. His mandibles formed into a strange grin under his mask when he noticed a fat, white chicken plucking the fround in search of seeds.
"Yes," Dark whispered to himself. "I have found my chicken." He took out his bow and arrow and shot the bow into the chickens throat. The chicken fell over and died immediately. Dark smiled, paid for it at the checkout line, and headed home to cook his meal.
Jusi'tuwa was standing at the door with a frying pan in her hand. She was pretty hungry, and couldn't wait to bite into a juice piece of delicious chicken. Dark handed her the chicken. Jusi'tuwa jumped at the immense size of it.
"I didn't know the chicken was going to be so…big," she stated. She went into the kitchen, where Dark followed closely behind her, hoping there would be a pan big enough to cook their chicken. Jusi'tuwa looked around the kitchen, opened cupboards until she finally found a big Dutch Oven.
"Oh look, Darkie!" she cried out. "I found a pan!" She tossed the cast-iron skillet behind her, landing directly on Dark's dick. Dark howled in pain. He ripped off his loincloth and looked at his penis, which had turned red and swollen and from pain. He daintily touched his penis, which hurt whenever he felt it.
"Ow!" he howled. "You pauk-de bitch!" he cried out. "C'jit! It feels like a kaida-amedha has bitten my cock!"
Jusi'tuwa just rolled her eyes. "Chillax, Darkie," she said. She heated some oil in the Dutch Oven, then started plucking the chicken. "It's just a small bruise."
"You threw a goddamn cast-iron skillet on my cock, BITCH!" he roared. "The equivalent would be me torching matches up your vaj-hole!"
Jusi'tuwa rolled her eyes again. This time Dark didn't see. "Rinse it under some cold water. It should feel better."
Dark could only nod. He walked over to the sink. "Pauk-de bitch," he muttered again. He turned on the faucet and washed his swollen dick under it. It almost hurt him even more when the cold water touched his aching cock. Jusi'tuwa watched in disgust. His dick had turned from a light red to almost a deep purple. After Dark was finished washing his penis under the faucet, he wrapped fifty band aids around his dick.
"See what you've made me have to do, bitch?" he inquired. "I might have to consult a dermatologist. Cjit my dick hurts so bad. At least the band-aids are helping ease the pain."
By this time Jusi'tuwa had seasoned the chicken with some Yautja-ean spices and some Rosemary, Savory, and Loveage. She stirred the oil around the chicken until it had completely dissolved. She was soon beyond satisfactory when all the oil was gone.
"Okay," she said. "It's time for this bad-boy to go into the oven. "Could you put this chicken into the oven, Darkie?"
Dark mumbled a yes, then opened the oven. He places the chicken in. When he backed up a few nanometers, the oven door suddenly came up and slammed closed on his dick.
"FUCK!" yelled Dark. "NOT AGAIN!" He yanked his penis out of the oven door. By now his dick had turned to a deep, crisp brown, almost like a sausage. Jusi'tuwa stared at him in amusement.
"Wow, Dark," she said. "You're having some bad luck today, aren't you?"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, BITCH," he hollered. His band-aids had almost cooked into his dick, making it hard for Dark to rip them off. "OW OW OW IT FUCKING HURTS!" He hollered out loud like crazy. He ran to the sink and washed his penis under the sink for almost and hour, until the color of his dick had receded to a purple state.
"It doesn't hurt as much as it did, earlier," said Dark, just glad his penis didn't fall off from the temperature of the oven. "I hope no shenanigans like that happen again tonight…"
Jusi'tuwa took the delicious smelling chicken out of the oven.
"Oh my god, that smells really good, Jusi," said Dark. "I can't wait to dive into it."
Jusi'tuwa accidentally spilled chicken grease and gravy on Dark's dick. Dark began to scream, but screamed louder when his dick fell off, onto the floor, and sizzled in the grease on the floor.
Dark was howling louder than a chimp, but Jusi'tuwa looked sad and angry at the same time. "Goddamn it, Dark!" she yelled. "Now you can't fuck me like you used to any more. Oh well, I'll just put you out of your misery and kill you."
She took a raw chicken leg and beat Dark to death until he died. His gaping crotch hole sizzled. Jusi-tuwa saw Dark's gaping crotch hole and grinned. She took Dark's body outside."
"I'll stuff you just like what I did with the chicken," she said, smiling. She took a bunch of dynamite and TNT and stuffed it up Dark's asscrack and crotch-hole. She lit one of the fuses. Dark's body shot up into the air one thousand feet, before exploding into a bunch of fleshy, muscular, bloody bits all over the place.
Jusi'tuwa just satred up into the sky. As Dark's flesh, muscles, blood, organs, and feces rained down upon her, she spread out her arms, clicked her mandibles together, puffed out her chest, and closed her eyes.
"Oh Dark…" she said, sadly and happily at the same time. "How you will be missed…"
THE END
Hope you guys enjoyed this little story. I'll be publishing my HOTD story very, very soon. This is my first Fanfic Pocket story, I'll be doing more later. Until then, enjoy my stories!