The Village Hidden In The Lava
Chapter 1:
[AN:There are going to be common elements here and there that have been used before, (I'm sure) but I am going to try to use them in a way that hasn't been done yet. This probably won't be a serious fic, more for fun than anything else.]
Things you should know...
Naruto is 16. This fic has a female Kyuubi. The Akatsuki haven't made any moves yet. Naruto's Jinchuuriki status was actually hidden from him successfully in this fic because the Mizuki incident never happened. Naruto is a Chunnin because he trained under Jiraiya thanks to Kakashi's laziness. The third Hokage is still alive because Orochimaru never invaded. Canon based events probably wont match the normal timeline as to when they occur.
A link to Kyuubi's picture will be on my profile, later.
I am a new writer trying to improve so pointers are welcome.
Beta: Uzumaki Crossover
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Kyuubi's Sewer Prison
Naruto woke up because... Well, a loud feminine voice was calling out to him.
"Hey Kit! Kit! Over here," The Kyuubi called.
Naruto looked around in search of the voice and saw a large cage in the middle of the sewer that had a voluptuous fox woman inside. He almost fainted at the sight of her but realized the situation she was in.
He rushed over in an effort to help her. "Hey lady! You need help," Naruto asked.
The fox woman blinked in shock. "Don't you know who I am," she asked.
Naruto raised an eyebrow. "A beautiful woman in distress," he suggested.
The fox woman face faulted at that but quickly regained her composure. "Well yes, but I am also the 9 tailed fox demon," she announced.
Naruto's eyes widened for a moment. "You don't look like a fox. Besides, I thought the fox demon was dead," he said in confusion.
The fox woman frowned. "This is my human form. Demons cannot be killed by mortals. I was sealed into you when you were a kit. We are in your mind, after all."
Naruto looked down. "That's why people called me a demon and tried to kill me so many times," he said sadly.
Fox ears and tails lowered in shame. "I'm sorry kit, it was a mistake," she said with a look of grief.
Naruto blinked. "What do you mean? ... and what's a 'kit'," he asked.
The fox woman smiled sadly. "A kit is a young fox. Anyway, I attacked Konoha because Jiraiya stole my panties and it was my time of the month... I was hormonal and couldn't think clearly. Once I found out he might be in Konoha, I went there in search of him. Thinking back, people didn't really want me around. Once they started attacking me, I went on a rampage."
It was Naruto's turn to facefault. A fit of laughter followed... Yep, same old Jiraiya. Once Naruto regained his composure, the fox woman continued. "I'm sorry for how it turned out and I'd like to try to make up for it. I'm going to give you a few things. Unmatched Regeneration, Shapeshifting, Genjutsu Invincibility & Mastery, The demon fox summoning contract, and a sort of mind control. Be careful with that last one because your eyes will change color and people may catch on. It might not be a good idea to let others know you can control them," she advised.
If you were to say that Naruto had a look of shock on his face, that would be an understatement. After a few moments, he was able to say something... Even if it was an obvious observation... "That's a lot."
The fox woman nodded but said, "Yes, it should allow you to use a fox's cunning skills to its max potential. However, it's not enough." She suddenly began to yell. "I, the Kyuubi, request an audience with the Death God, as only a high being may!"
The Death God appeared and asked, "What do you want, Kyuubi?"
She grinned a foxy grin and said, "You owe me and I'd like to cash in a few favors."
The Death God looked thoughtful for a second but said, "Very well. What do you want?"
The fox woman pointed to Naruto. "I am trying to pay him back for the trouble I have caused him. I want you to give him abilities that only a Death God can bestow."
The Death God looked at Naruto and spoke, "As you wish. Naruto Namikaze, I have given you Immortality, Space/Time Travel, Necromancer Skills, Extra Soul Storage so that you may summon me as I require a soul as tribute, Life Manipulation and Object Creation which are abilities from my wife: The Divine God, The abilities of several beings not of this world that consists of: Jutsu not requiring chakra, Sucking blood to absorb abilities and power along with souls if you wish."
[AN:I may have got the idea for a few of these abilities from another fic, I can't remember correctly. I'll be sure to credit you if you send me a PM, whoever you are... Though they might have come from another anime... Not really sure...]
Naruto fainted from the overload of information. The Death God looked at the Kyuubi. "I may not think this is a good idea but at least I owe you one less favor." With that, the Death god was gone without a trace.
Reality
Naruto woke up in his apartment feeling much different. He had knowledge on how to use each ability he was given and even information on his heritage. Naruto left his apartment. "Time to see the old man," He said as he took to the rooftops to get to the Kage tower.
Naruto burst into the third Hokage's office to be surrounded by ANBU. "Stand down," Hiruzen ordered.
The ANBU backed off and went back into the shadows. The third sighed. "What can I do for you, Naruto?"
Naruto sat down to address the issue. "I have very important news. Can you get Jiraiya here? It's a sensitive topic for only the two of you," Naruto said nervously.
Hiruzen's eyes widened at the possibilities and called out, "ANBU, recall Jiraiya immediately!"
A few calls of, "As you wish third Hokage," were heard as a few ANBU took off.
They decided to wait for Jiraiya's arrival and a few hours later, there he was.
"What's so important," Jiraiya grumbled.
Naruto spoke up, "old man, dismiss the ANBU and seal the room. Wouldn't want sensitive information to be leaked."
After that was taken care of, Naruto began to question Jiraiya. "On the day of the Kyuubi attack, did you steal some woman's panties?"
The third Hokage and Jiraiya face faulted at the switch from seriousness to comedy.
They began to worry what Naruto knew about the Kyuubi. They were trying to keep it a secret, after all.
Jiraiya frowned. "Are you serious, Naruto?"
Naruto nodded. "It's of more importance than you'd think."
Jiraiya struck a dramatic thinking pose. "I might have but what does that have to do with anything?"
Naruto smirked, "You'll see." He started to go through hand signs and yelled, "Summoning jutsu!" A cloud of smoke appeared and a voluptuous fox woman appeared.
Hiruzen noticed the fox ears and tails and began to panic in worry for the seal.
Jiraiya began to have perverse giggles until the fox woman pointed an accusing finger at him. "You! This is all your fault, you stupid pervert," she declared.
Jiraiya blinked in confusion. "What did I do? Have we met," the pervert asked.
The fox woman began to growl. "I'm the Kyuubi, you idiot! (Cue defensive stances) In a monthly hormonal rage, I came looking for you. The mortal that dare steal my panties! I approached Konoha in my fox form because it's faster and I was attacked. I was only protecting myself."
Jiraiya paled in realization that he may have caused the Kyuubi attack and tried to sneak away but was held in place with a tail. "Where do you think you're going, panty thief?" The fox woman growled.
One pervert beating later...
The third looked at Naruto in concern. "I'll need to have Jiraiya check the seal later to verify it still holds," The old man said.
The Kyuubi bowed to the third Hokage. "I have no problem with that. I've only been summoned. Naruto did sign the fox demon summoning contract, after all. I do apologize for all of the trouble I caused because of that pervert."
Hiruzen shrugged. "It's alright. Jiraiya took his perverse tendencies too far. He will be publically announcing the news we have uncovered. I don't think he will be praised for this."
The fox woman crossed her arms. "Serves him right."
Entire village meeting
The fox woman stood next to Jiraiya and glared at him as the new found truth behind the events of her attack were revealed to the public. Soon after, all of the women and quite a few men were glaring at Jiraiya as well. Everyone that noticed the fox ears and tails on the fox woman made the connection.
Strangely, people were quick to accept that she wasn't evil and didn't really attack the village. Though, it was probably due the circumstances behind everything. Nobody wanted to be a 'pervert supporter'.
The fox woman turned to the third Hokage. "May I say something?" He nodded and she turned to address the crowd. "People of Konoha, while I do apologize for the misunderstanding, I will not be doing anything to make up for it. Judging the things you put Naruto through, an innocent child... You do not deserve compensation."
Many people looked down in shame while others began to glare. One fat civilian raged, "Who are you to judge us, demon? Let's kill it!" A few others nodded in agreement. The third saw that things might get out of control so he tried to figure out a way to diffuse the situation.
To everyone's shock, Naruto appeared out of a space/time rift and spoke, "I, Naruto Namikaze, place the Kyuubi under the protection of the Namikaze clan." A few eyes widened... A moment of silence... Then... That's right, an uproar. Shouts of, "How dare you defile our fourth Hokage's name!" and, "Let's kill them both!"
Luckily, Hiruzen finally thought of something. Since Naruto must have found out his inheritance somehow and just announced it, he might as well prove Naruto's claim. "Naruto is the son of the fourth Hokage. Can't you see the resemblance," he asked.
The reactions were mixed. Most people fainted. Those who didn't were speechless. The third continued, "Naruto, as obvious as it is, I didn't think you knew… I was planning to tell you in a few years... It was for your protection. I hope you understand... Here are the keys to the Namikaze compound."
Naruto took the keys and shrugged. "I would have done it differently, but I forgive you, old man." He opened the space/time rift and the fox woman entered it. He was about to follow but the old man said, "Naruto, I want to have a meeting with you as soon as possible so you can tell me about these new abilities." Naruto nodded and left through the space/time rift as it closed behind him.
Hokage's office
It was a new day and Naruto was having a meeting with the third Hokage.
Naruto realized he wouldn't be able to change people's views on the whole situation so he was going to try a different approach... "Though the people know and accept the truth of what happened with the Kyuubi's attack, they still want to blame me. That's fine. They can blame me all they want. I won't be in Konoha to have to deal with it. I, Naruto Namikaze of the Namikaze clan, am moving the Namikaze clan out of Konoha," He said, sealing the deal.
The old man's eyes widened. "I know the people of Konoha have made some mistakes, but... Can't we talk about this," he asked.
Naruto frowned. "There is no need. The Namikaze clan is no longer a clan of Konoha. Good bye, old man." he opened a space/time rift and went through it but was interrupted part of the way in.
"Can you at least tell me where you're going?" Hiruzen asked. Naruto remained impassive but said, "It's none of your concern," and was gone, without a trace.
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