Top Ten Signs That You Are Addicted To Anime

10. Your TIVO/DVR recorder is maxed-out and it's all anime.

9. Instead of saying "sir" you put "san" at the end of everyone's name.

8. You've burned or bought more anime than all other DVDs and CDs combined.

7. Your favorite anime character is so much better than any of the boys/girls at school.

6. You have covered every square inch of available space in/on your school books with doodles of hiragana, katakana, and kanji symbols; even though you have no idea what they mean.

5. In your house MTV and VH1 have been replaced by torrents.

4. You drink more green tea than coffee or soda.

3. You've told all your friends at school that you'll commit seppuku if a certain cool/angry/angsty boy doesn't ask you to the prom; and you were serious.

2. You know more cuss words in Japanese than in English.

And the #1 sign that you're addicted to anime is:

You are in love with a cartoon!