White. That's all I saw. Expanding out into a seemingly endless void. Oh, my mistake. I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Jeff, Jeff the Killer, and I have finally been caught... In a sense. I'm dead. That's right, the great and terrifying Jeff the Killer is dead. I'll no longer sneak into your house at night and help you 'go to sleep'. Now I'm just floating here, waiting on my final judgement and get sent down to Hell.
Now you're probably wondering how I got here. It's interesting actually. I was about to 'help' someone that night.
-Flashback-
A man in a dark blue blood stained hoodie walked through the dark halls of the house. His skin bleach white, blackened eyelids (A/N yes I know he doesn't have eyelids, but if you can't over look this, then leave) dark sunken in eyes. he had scars on his face, the two most defined spread from the edge of his lips, almost to his eyes. Like a twisted smile of sorts. He carried a kitchen knife in his hand backwards. He walked into the bedroom and made his way to the bed.
"Now, let's see here," the man started "you seem to have trouble sleeping," He then jumped on the bed, raised his knife, and pulled back the blanket, "Let me help you go to... the fuck?"
Under the blanket was a human sized doll. Suddenly a bright light filled the bedroom window.
"Jeff, we know you're in there, come out with your hands up, we have you surrounded," a voice called out.
"Shit," was all Jeff said. He then walked downstairs and out the house.
"So, you finally caught me, sheriff," Jeff said. Surrounding Jeff was about forty S.W.A.T members, all armed with Spas-12s, M16s, and M9 pistols.
Jeff started to laugh.
"You didn't bring enough, Sheriff." Jeff then dashed forward, knife by his side. He jumped over the cars and into the fray of S.W.A.T. He Slashed with his Knife, cutting through ones windpipe. Another S.W.A.T went to punch Jeff, but he caught his hand and stabbed the cop fifteen times in the stomach. Jeff then used the body as a shield and rammed through a cluster of S.W.A.T. the dead body was being riddled with bullets, but as each was knocked down they misfired and hit another cop. in the ruckus about eighteen more cops were killed, now only twenty remained. One of the cops got a lucky shot and clipped Jeff in the leg with a spas-12. Jeff went down on one knee as the cop aimed his gun at Jeff's head. Jeff then twisted the gun out of the cops hands and stabbed him in the chest. he then fired the gun killing three more cops before the gun ran empty. Cursing, he threw the gun down, retrieved his knife and threw it at a cop with a spas-12. It hit the cop in the face, and as he went down, his gun fired off, hitting two more cops. only thirteen remained now.
And they were all surrounding him, guns pointed at him.
"Well Jeff, looks like this is good bye... and good riddance," the sheriff said, and they all shot Jeff, his body was riddled with bullets.
Once the shooting was done, Jeff's lifeless corpse fell to the ground, blood pooling around him.
Now,Jeff the Killer was no more.
-end flashback-
And that's how I got here. So, I'm just floating here, waiting to be sent to Hell...
"COME ON GOD, SHOW YOURSELF SO I CAN GO TO HELL!" I shouted. Suddenly a light appeared, shining brightly.
"Now, why would you think you would be going to Hell, Jeffery?" asked an echoing voice.
"Uh, I don't know, maybe all the people I've killed when I was alive?" I said as if it were the most obvious thing in the world... and it was.
"Yes, you have done many grave and terrible things in your life time, but now is not your time to go, Jeffery."
...what? Did I just hear it right? Now wasn't my time to die? I WAS SHOT MULTIPLE TIMES IN THE BODY! HOW IS IT NOT MY TIME TO DIE?
"Um, you do know I WAS SHOT TO DEATH RIGHT?" I yelled at the voice, "What are you gonna do, send me back and have everyone think I'm un-dead or something?"
"Jeffery, I do know this," the voice responded... you know what, I'm just gonna go ahead and assume its God, "But no, I will not be sending you back to this world, It is another world I will be sending you to. One which I hold very little power over."
"Wait, but your God, big G, all mighty." I said, "How can you not hold power over this world?"
"Simple, I had no hand in making it, for you see, I only created this dimension."
"Wait, what, so there are other dimensions with other gods residing over them?" I asked.
"Yes, but now is not the time for me to explain, you must hurry to this new world," He said, "Once you get there, six girls will be needing your help to get to very powerful artifacts from there world."
"How will I know them when I get there?"
"Trust me, you will."
As I got ready to Leave I remembered something.
"Oh, two questions."
"Ask away."
"First, why are you doing this for me, I deserve hell for what I did," I said, "and second, where am I going."
The voice of God was silent for a second, then spoke.
"For your fist question, this is your second chance to get into heaven, Jeffery," he said, "I am sure you do not wish to go to hell."
"Naturally."
"And as for your second question, you are going to Equestria."
The next thing I know... I'm falling towards a stone road with a whole bunch of bright and colorful... things.
Yeah, thanks a lot GOD.
