Death and the Ploughman

by AufDieFlosseGenosse

A ploughman sues Death for making a take his wife

A ploughwoman was making a hacking.

"Many hackings of field." say the ploughwoman.

Suddenly, The Death!

"I MUST CREATE THE DEADINGS OF YOU." say The Death and much beheadings of the woman with scythe.

Suddenly, the ploughman danubed into the field!

"You have made the murderings of my wife!" say he angry. "I will make a ringing of police!"

So the police made their appearance and grabbed The Death hard and threw him into court.

"WHAT?" say The Death. "I AM THE DEATH! I CAN NO BE PUT IN COURT!"

"Wrongly thought." say the judge. "In front of the law, all are equal. You made a deading and I sentence you to einzelhaft for entire life."

So The Death was thrown to jail forever.