Heyoh Noodles! This is a random project I started up for no real reason in class. I wondered what it would be like if myself joined the KHR universe and decided to give it a shot! Leave a review! Enjoy!

P.S. I don't know if I'll have OC as a drawing for you guys to see but if anyone is interested! Let me know! By the way this story adds in OCs from Fanfictioners themselves! So want to be in the story then leave a message or a review with a very detailed OC based on yourself! And you will end up in the story!

Okay I think I might…and I stress I might have made a slight error somewhere along the line. Let me see if I have everything correct. My name is Ramen X. Noodles and I'm stuck in a different world…how do I know? For one my black hair has grown spiky and ran down my neck and my clothes are different. I was currently wearing a black hoodie with flame patterns on it with black fingerless gloves with red flames on it too. I had black jeans with chains connected to the pockets and the word "Hope" written in a fiery pattern on my right pants leg. So I either turned into an arsonist or a badass. Chances are the former mixed with a dose of being a psychopath due to my abusive childhood but hey enough about me! This weirdo I crashed into is just sitting under me like a cushion mulling over how hurt he is. I get I fell in from the sky but he's kind of being annoying. I'm trying to think of how I got here and he keeps moaning about pain and broken bones!

"Ah…why do these things always happen to me?" The brown spiky haired boy said from under me. I was too lazy to move away or do anything so I kind of just sat on top of him. But that small part of me that was called humanity decided to check on this guy to see if he was okay. I got off of him and decided to…ew…socialize with this guy. I'll try not to be weird and lick his face or something even though his face is somewhat edible.

"Hey…umm…I think something fell on you…a squirrel or something I guess," I said to him as he looked up to me. On a closer look the guy looked extremely familiar to me like I should know who this is. He had big brown eyes, wore a Japanese style school outfit, and looked like a loser. Sounds like most of my friends so maybe we can get along.

"You fell on me! From the sky!" He shouted at me.

"Details..details…it's not like I was hurt or anything so don't worry about me," I said back nonchalantly as I looked around. I guess I really was in Japan…I couldn't read any of words on the houses nearby me. Thinking about it…I shouldn't even be able to converse with this Japanese kid since I'm American. But hey forget logic? I mean I'm in another world…in Japan…standing next to a loser boy on the ground and a talking mafia baby…HOLY ! #$! A TALKING MAFIA BABY?

"Ciaossu!" The small baby said to me as he stood on the brick fence of a house. He wore a black fedora, black suit, and had a green chameleon on his shoulder. I don't know if I should be freaked out or if I should just accept this outrageousness!?

"Oh crap…am I tripping or what? Babies shouldn't talk let alone be better looking than me," I said back to this baby who smirked as I pointed to him.

"I'm not a baby. I'm an adult. My name is Reborn and who exactly may you be?" Reborn asked me.

Well since talking babies are totally LEGIT. I told him my name was Ramen and I just dropped in from the sky because I'm cool like that. Him and the other guy seemed to look at me oddly.

"Hmm…you fell from the sky? Interesting…and your outfit… it is made out of Dying Will Flame resistant material...why?" Reborn asked me.

"Is that what the kids these days call the new drugs? Dying Will Flames? Sounds like some strong stuff," I said back to him in confusion. Before what seemed like he was about to correct me the kid from under me spoke up and asked me to stop stepping on his head. I realized I was standing on him again. Why didn't he just move on his own already? To move my leg requires motivation and judging by my test scores and my therapist I don't have much of that.

"Tsuna you're so hopeless. Only you would have a person fall on you from the sky," Reborn said while shaking his head. That name seemed awfully familiar like it was on the tip of my tongue but I couldn't remember at all. Tsuna...Reborn...Dying Will Flames…flames…flames…oh crap did I leave my ramen in the oven!? WHY DID I COOK RAMEN IN THE OVEN? Oh the humanity! This is worse than death! As I was having my mental freak out Tsuna stood up and stared at me along with Reborn.

"Umm…Ramen-san…right? You have any idea how you got here? Anything unusual maybe?" Tsuna asked me. I stopped and looked at him for a moment as I thought about this.

"Well…nothing unusual happened today. I woke up and the whole world had a fiery red burning sky…power was out…zombies were rising from the dead…oh they unfroze Walt Disney …my girlfriend dumped me for no reason…something about being too sarcastic…oh and I walked through a blue portal that appeared out of no where. So yeah nothing unusual happened," I said while smiling.

Tsuna looked at me wearily, "There…were a lot of unusual things in that statement…"

"Oh," I said in realization, "Yeah I'm surprised I had a girlfriend too. She had a booty like woah…and I was like yeahh…then I saw a girl who had the badonkadonks like you would not believe! So I moved from one girl to the next! But it's a shame what happened to my first girl…she was so nice…whatever her name was," I said as I went through my memories. The baby seemed to eye me with a big smile on his face as something occurred to him.

"Hmm…you seem quite adept with women Ramen-san," Reborn said as he looked to me with a glimmer in his eye. I hope that was the kind of glimmer that meant I was cute otherwise I'm beginning to feel a bit insecure.

"Oh well..I don't mean to BRAG but I have had more girlfriends than Tsuna here," I said as I pointed to him.

"H-hey!" Tsuna said to me.

"Must be a lot then!" Reborn said in exclamation.

"You're hurting my feelings now…" Tsuna murmured.

"What the Hell are feelings?" I said in disgust at that horrid word. I think I had a mother once who told me about that word…it's a shame I killed off most of my humanity a long time ago on that cold...uneventful day...what a day to be born on.

"Well since you're so well endowed in love…" Reborn began.

"What are these words you guys keep throwing out? L-O-V-E? " I asked in between what he was saying.

"…That you should be Tsuna's love tutor!" Reborn proclaimed. Me and Tsuna both protested when we heard about this. I don't know why but I was against it.

"I can't take love advice from this stranger!" Tsuna shouted.

"I can't give love advice to this guy with spiky hair!" I shouted too.

"Your hair is spiky too…" He said to me.

"Shut the Hell up…" I said quickly back. Then we both noticed two girls walking up to us. They too looked quite familiar to me and were honestly quite cute. One girl had auburn brown hair with light brown eyes, a fair white complexion, and looked to be your average middle school girl. She seemed like the quiet perfect type so I was quite concerned if she was a psychopath or not. It's usually the quiet ones who are crazy. But personality wasn't important in a girl to me...it was all about the looks! This girl didn't seem too bad...B cup...maybe a C in Japan standards? She wore a pink jacket over a white tanktop with a light brown frilly skirt. The girl next to her though...now I had no doubt this girl was a nut job. As soon as she saw Tsuna she ran up to hug him uncontrollably and that's when I knew something was wrong. Why the Hell is this loser getting a hug by a cute girl? One answer: She has incredibly low standards and extremely low choices of good guys to choose from. However, she wasn't too bad looking with her dark brown hair in a ponytail bunched up at the top with light brown eyes and a pretty good complexion too. She had a yellow hoodie on with white jean shorts and brown sandals. I was going to give Tsuna props but instead he was making me question his sexuality as he tried to break free from the girl!

"Ah...H-Haru-san! Don't just hug me out of the blue like that!" Tsuna said flustered. He looked at me and I just gave him a disgusted and confused look.

I mouthed to him, "Grab...her...butt...do.. it...now...before...you...lose...the...chance..." I even acted out the motion of doing it but Tsuna didn't seem to get what I was trying to say. The other girl stared at me oddly as I acted out this motion which was pretty clear what I was saying but she went up to me and said.

"Is that some new sumo move you're practicing mister?" She asked me innocently. I stared at her blankly as my mind tried to process this girl's own thought process. How the heck did sumo enter her mind?

"Oh...you're a special girl aren't you? Where is your care taker honey? Your friend in the white coat?" I asked sarcastically.

"Huh...? White coat...you mean Dr. Shamal?" This girl asked me. I was actually surprised this girl had a doctor!

"Oh holy crap! You're actually in an asylum? How the Hell did they let you out?" I said in shock. Tsuna then broke free from that girl named Haru and stood in front me while glaring at me. He apparently took offense to what I said.

"Hey! Don't talk to Kyoko like that!" He said angrily. I looked at Tsuna somewhat surprised at how he actually had some courage on him. The other two girls didn't seem to fully understand what was happening but it seems this guy isn't hopeless after all.

"Oh ho, so you have the courage to stand up for a woman. Good, you have some gall! I like that, it's important for a man to stand up for the women around him. They're precious people that deserve to be treated kindly. Remember that shorty," I said as patted Tsuna mockingly on the head. He was two heads shorter than I was.

"Awhhh!" Kyoko and Haru both said to my little speech. They both then grabbed Tsuna's hand, one in between their own and thanked him. They were apparently very grateful that Tsuna "stood up" for them both. However, they paid me no more mind and I truly wondered if their denseness was a character trait. But seriously, why do these people look familiar to me? Why am I in this world? And why the heck is this baby talking? Actually, don't these people see the mafia baby? Like he's right there...dressed as a mafaioso. I think this world has people less intelligent than where I come from which is shock since my world has people who think it's okay to go for a Scratch N' Sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Those two girls then invited Tsuna to come with them Saturday to an amusement park. I was thinking that Tsuna was pretty damn lucky to go with two cute girls but this guy was stumbling all over his words! He couldn't say anything back to them and the girls were just waiting for his answer. Answer them man! He was so hopeless! In matter of fact he slowly turned and looked at me! His expression was asking for help! Don't look at me for help, we just met! But I saw he really needed the help so I sighed and wrapped my arm around Tsuna's shoulder and smiled at the girls.

"Hey, ladies. Room for me in there? Tsuna was just telling me about the two of you ladies and I'm interested for myself in the truly gorgeous Kyoko and dazzling Haru as Tsuna described you both," I said with a big smile on my face. The two girls blushed as they shied away from what I said to them. Good reaction, they both seem to have a thing for this guy...he must be really kind and their options EXTREMELY limited.

"Oh...? Tsuna-kun was talking about us?" Kyoko said shyly as she stopped making eye contact with Tsuna as did Tsuna. I'm guessing he seems more interested in this girl than the other one that's...oh my God is she drooling?

Haru was drooling as her face turned completely red! She was lost in her delusions and muttered, "Tsuna...was talking about me? Well I definitely am dazzling aren't I?" Haru said as she made a pose.

"Haha...don't push it..." I mumbled. Tsuna was looking at me in amazement as I guided the conversation for him. Both girls happily agreed for me to tag along and wished Tsuna and me goodbye before they walked off in the other direction. As soon as they were gone Tsuna and I both looked at the other and we broke off from the other in disgust.

"Oh...God...what is this feeling in my chest...eww...is this...kindness? I got to kill it with fire before it lays eggs..." I said to myself. I felt totally gross for helping this loser out but he didn't seem too bad. Whether his date goes well or not isn't my problem. I did my act of humility for the decade so karma better leave me alone now about peeping in the girl's locker room in gym class.

"Ah...you helped me. Why did you do that?" Tsuna asked me. Reborn then jumped onto Tsuna's head and watched as we spoke.

"Ehh...you looked pretty hopeless back there. If I didn't say anything you would've been staring at them like they didn't have eyes to look at. Plus...you're not like me. You seem to have some good parts about you...somewhere...deep inside...locked up behind a door...and I mean the door is like the gates of Hell and you need to do some serious crap to open it and..."

"I get it!" Tsuna shouted back at me before he then asked, "So...you're actually planning on coming on a date with me?"

I thought about this for a moment before saying, "First of all don't tell another man 'you're coming on a date with me' and second of all no. You can just tell them I got arrested for sexual harassment and couldn't show up. It's as believable a lie as it is a fact knowing how my days go. So you can just have the both of them to yourself Tsuna. I like my women a little more top heavy...and bottom heavy...and less talkative!" I said with pride.

"Oh...I see. Well thanks Ramen-san for helping out even though we just met," Tsuna said to me with a smile as he reached his hand out to me. Ugh, more social interaction? A physical one at that? This guy is pushing my limits.

"Yeah...and thanks for accepting love advice from someone you just met oh and for being a good human cushion...let's not do this ever again. Okay?" I said before I shook and his hand and I turned to begin to walk away before suddenly I heard a gun being fried from behind me! I quickly fell to the ground and dodged the bullet that nearly took my head off! I turned around and saw that Reborn's chameleon had turned into a freaking gun! Oh screw this world, who gave a freaking baby a gun?!

The baby smirked at me and said, "Oh, so I was right about your reflexes. You'll make an excellent love tutor to Tsuna if you can survive near him."

I gave him and odd look as I stood up from the ground and dusted myself off. I walked over to Tsuna with Reborn standing on his head and looked the baby in the eyes.

"Look here baby, I'm not going to be anyone's 'love tutor' or whatever it is you want me to be. I just got thrown into this wackjob world which obviously doesn't seem to care about gun laws or mental health. Oh and I kind of have a problem about being in a different world I need to take care of! So I am going to spend my time doing the practical thing and going to sleep. Or you know...finding a way to get home but whatever comes first," I said before I tried walking off again and the baby suggested something to me.

"Then why don't we make a deal Ramen-san? You see I happen to have many connections to information all around the world...I can help you find your way home. Plus though this No-Good may not look it he is actually a mafia boss. In fact he is the Vongola Decimo of the Vongola Famglia, the strongest mafia family in the world," Reborn said to me.

"Y-you mean...Tsuna...he's...he's... a mafia boss?" I said in surprise. It was somewhat hard to believe but I didn't doubt it at all. The baby was dressed in a mafia outfit and that's pretty convincing.

"Ahh! Reborn! Don't go telling people that!" Tsuna said in horror of it all.

"I'm surprised he actually believed me so quickly. You don't doubt my words?" Reborn asked me.

"Not really, I did just fall from the sky. I don't have the right to doubt weird things like that do I? Heck, I saw this guy actually interact with a female and that's the weirdest thing to happen to em today," I said back to him.

"Good. So you think you can agree to these terms? You help Tsuna here get a girlfriend to be his wife in the future. As the mafia boss it is important he has a wife to support him in the future when he fully accepts his role. But as you can see he is absolutely hopeless when it comes to love and will most likely be alone forever if you don't help him..."

"I can believe that," I said easily.

"My feelings...again..." Tsuna said.

"Seriously? What is that word? You guys have some weird vocabulary in this world," I said in confusion at that "feelings" word.

Reborn continued anyway, "And in return I will do everything in my power to find a way for you to return to your own world. We'll even give you a place to stay, food on the table, and anything else you may desire."

"B-but...I don't think I need a love tutor. I'll just do things at my own pace...one day I'll get Kyoko to talk to me. It takes time you know!" Tsuna proclaimed with pride.

"Yeah I think that day will come when I learn what it means to have a 'soul'...well...since I got nothing better to do. I guess I'll entertain myself by helping this loser get a girlfriend. Better than what I originally had planned," I said with a sigh.

"What was your original plan?" Tsuna asked me.

"To plant myself in the ground and grow up to be a carrot!" I said with passion.

"W-what...?" Tsuna asked in disbelief. He quickly began to panic and worry how his future is going to go with me now "helping" him or whatever the heck that word means. He began to complain to Reborn who was ignoring him it seems as I thought about my predicament in the mean time. I'm in a new world in an alternate version of Japan with no real way of knowing how to get home. This mafia baby says he can help me out and give me food, a place to stay, and anything else I'll want. Plus if I don't "help" Tsuna out with his love affair then he will probably end up alone forever on the internet staring at pictures of women and guys for research purposes...oh wait enough about me. I meant to say he'll end up without a girlfriend. I sighed as I looked back to Reborn and Tsuna. Tsuna didn't seem like a bad guy and oddly enough I felt pretty open with this guy. I felt like if maybe I hang around this guy then interesting things will start to happen. PLUS, my chances of not looking like a douche will go down if I make a nice guy like him my friend and disciple! Like when a hot girl takes pictures with their fat friend! Perfect plan! I don't know why this baby thinks I'm some love guru but if it aids me in my own endeavors then why not?

"All right Reborn...Tsuna...you got yourselves a deal. I'll make sure Tsuna get's all the girlfriends he wants and then you two can get me a way home! Plus I want ramen...lots of it! Got an image to uphold! Put it there...new best friend!" I said with a menacing smile as I reached out for Tsuna's hand. He reluctantly took my hand and shook it with a gulp as eh couldn't refuse Reborn. Thus that day the worst combination was ever formed. I Ramen X. Noodles the expert on the female form and the internet will team up with the Mafia Boss and hopeless in love Tsunayoshi Sawada to get him a girlfriend and me a way home! And together we will conquer as many females as possible to fill the gap in their heart and...oh wait...wrong anime? Isn't this the one about ninjas fighting demons with their goal to be king of the pirates? No? Oh whatever we'll figure something out I guess. Tsuna has a long way to go before he's ready to save anybody but I believe...Tsuna can save the world... What...? Wrong show again? Oh screw it. You guys get the picture and this wacky story of my adventures in Namimori have only just begun.