Gilderoy Lockheart had been in the men's bathroom for over six hours. He had been curling his blonde locks, popping pimples, and plucking his eyebrows, and doing major make overs on his face. The reason? He was the new dragqueen at Hogwarts. As he started to powder his face, there was a knock and loud yelling at the door.

"HEY! ARE YOU FINISHED YET?!!" Snape yelled. "Some other people have to use the RESTROOM!!!"

In his terrible Quatre voice called, "Can't a man be beautiful? Hang on a few more minutes."

"You said that three hours ago," Severus irritatedly stated. "Now get out!"

There was a large cracking sound, and a wail of pain. "Oh my gosh!!! I broke a nail!!!"

"If you don't open this door you'll have more than a broken nail, I can guarantee."

Going back to his room for his wand, he left the premises. Coming back, he blew the door down with one of his powerful spells and the door flew off the hindges towards Lockheart, shoving him towards the toliet. His head landed in the bowl with a SPLASH.

Snape rushed over and wizzed on his head, feeling extremely relieved.

The End