I got bored... So sorry if it's shit! ;D REUPLOAD FROM MY OLD ACCOUNT
"I swear Jeff, like all your family were born blond! Your family must differ in the whole financial area..." David randomly stated at breakfast. Jeff glared at him. Annoying Jeff was extremely entertaining, providing Nick wasn't there to spoil your fun.
"Hey Jeff whats the difference between you and a traffic sign?" David asked several minutes later. Trent didn't even have to look up to know that Jeff started glaring at David again. He could almost feel it. "Some traffic signs say stop" Jeff tightened his grip on the fork he was holding.
"Be careful not to 'concentrate' on your juice carton to hard you might overwork you tiny brain!" Thad laughed. "and how did you count to 70 in preschool? I thought 69 was a bit of a mouthful!" Jeff now dropped the fork on the table and moved his glare to Thad.
"If all your family stood ear to ear you could form a wing tunnel,"
"Guys, Shut up! These aren't funny!" Jeff stood up and stormed out of the dinning hall.
"What's wrong Jeff?" Kurt asked as he chased Jeff down the main halls of Dalton. When Jeff finally stopped walking away from Kurt he turned around to face him.
"Everyone's telling blonde jokes!" Jeff complained. Kurt patted his shoulder.
"Couldn't you understand them?"
Don't hate me. I know about the blonde jokes and all the torment I just thought it would be fun to write! Love you all Lana xxx