[A/N]: So basically, ignore Act 6. Anything in the B2 universe, ignore. Pretty simple, got it? Everything else the same.
Tangential
A Homestuck Fanfiction
Act 1 Intermission 1
Miscalculation
Everyone stood on the top platform on the troll's meteor, gazing up at a Skaia half a year earlier than it should have been visible.
"So what you're saying is, you made a MISCALCULATION?!" Karkat yelled.
"No," Rose said.
"Well," Karkat said, trying not to get a migraine, "WHAT THE FUCK IS IT?"
"A change in the Furthest Ring. I could not foresee it."
"Neither could I," Terezi put in. "Quite strange."
"So you believe it is not the new session, Rose?" Kanaya asked calmly.
"No, it's not. It's a session all its own. And we're about to crash into it," Rose responded.
"So what you're saying, Lalonde, is that we use this session instead?" Karkat asked.
"That's not what I'm saying at all. I'm just saying we're about to pass through another session. We'll still hit the actual new session after we pass through."
"Yeah but what if John and Jade are stranded there instead of the new session?" Dave asked.
"That's a good point," Kanaya said. "Maybe we should at least take a look around."
"One question," Karkat began, "HOW DO WE STOP THIS METEOR? DID NO ONE THINK OF THAT?"
Rose bit her lip. "In any case, we will pass through the session's veil in about 6 hours, and escape after another ten. We can only guess what will happen."
"Well that's just fucking GREAT, now isn't it?" Karkat said.
A faint honk echoed from somewhere.
Davesprite was right. It was Skaia. The giant blue sphere loomed in front of them.
"Nononono, this isn't right. Where did the Yellow Yard go?" Jade cried.
John shrugged. "Maybe we made it to the new session early?"
The battleship passed through the clouds of Skaia, into its interior. The ship passed by a battlefield, tiny and unprototyped. The two kings endlessly rounded each other in infinite stalemate.
Davesprite spoke up. "Well bro, we're here. Wherever here is."
They continued to travel.
"We didn't crash through the other wall either," Jade said.
John tugged on Jade's god tier outfit. "Jade, look."
He pointed out one of Skaia's clouds. Within they could see the troll's meteor flying toward Skaia. As it approached Skaia, a dark blue portal opened up beneath it. The meteor passed through the portal and disappeared.
"Hmm," Jade said. "I don't think this is the new session we were heading for."
"So, Jade, uh, where are we going?" Davesprite asked.
Jade shrugged. "I guess we can leave Skaia now."
"Well," John said, "I think you're right, Davesprite. We're here. And everyone else too, eventually. We can get them off the meteor before it gets warped out, right?"
Jade perked up. "Yeah! I guess we just wait, then?"
The battleship passed out of Skaia's clouds and back into the Medium.
"I guess we should deposit our planets, then?" Jade pulled up the Captchalogue cards for their four planets plus the battlefield.
"Don't you think we should try and figure out where we are first?" John asked. "Seems kinda rude if we aren't supposed to be here."
Jade shrugged. "Well, do you see any planets?" There were none.
"Hey guys, look." John and Jade looked where Davesprite pointed.
In the distance, coming over Skaia's horizon, was the planet of Prospit.
[A/N]: Review if you want! OC's coming next chapter! See you all later! :D