Well minna-san, this's my first fanfic, please enjoy! Remember that it's a one shot fanfic and please forgive me for my spelling and grammar errors, English is my first language. Now let's get going with the story.
Disclaimer: I don't own Boruto: Naruto the Next Generations and Naruto.
The Poem of My Life
Around 5 pm
'The tender wind blows,
The sun is setting,
And I'm on my way home
From Ichiraku Ramen
With my two teammates,
Sakura-chan and Sasuke-teme,
And my hentai Jounin Sensei,
Hatake Kakashi.
The road is clear in front of me,
But the road to become
The strongest Hokage
Is full of garbage,
Orochimaru's rotten experiments
And his rotten chemicals.
Akatsuki's aim to destroy the world
And bring war.
And latter on, the Otsutsuki trouble.
Sasuke-teme intended to
Betray the village
Destroy it
And yet, save it.
All because of Orochimaru!
I wasn't fully able to bring him back
Though Itachi did it.
Gomen, I just mixed up with the past
And future.
I'm currently the Nanadaime.
And a couple of days ago
Momoshiki and Kinshiki attacked.
Though Sasuke-teme, Boruto and I
Got rid of them.
Not to mention the Five Kage.
It was sad that I
Wasn't able to marry Sakura-chan,
Instead that Teme go to marry her,
They even have a child!
So ultimately, I ended up with Hinata
And have two children,
A son named Boruto
And a daughter named Himawari.
Himawari's the older one
And Boruto's the younger...
Gomen!
I mixed that up as well!
The Teme and Sakura-chan
Has a daughter named Sarada.
Konohamaru's their Sensei,
Sasuke-teme's Boruto's Shishou,
And Shikamaru's my advisor.
I'm currently eating ramen
And writing.
But I know it's kinda weird.
I wrote that I was walking home
After eating ramen
With my former teammates
And my hentai Sensei.
But dattebayo,
By now
I've been writing this for three decades!'
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"I don't believe it. "
"Me too."
"That Dobe's got enough patience to write this for three decades. Impossible."
"He's saying that he'd have been better off without you."
"He even mixed my age!"
"Dode's a dobe after all."
The Next Day
Next morning Naruto stared at his poem, published in the newspaper. He stared at it furiously.
THE POEM WAS WRITTEN BY OUR NANADAIME-SAMA. THE MEDIA HAS ALREADY TALKED WITH THE ELDERS AND THEY HAVE AGREED TO PUBLISH IT IN THE HISTORY OF SHINOBI BY THE TITLE 'THE POEM OF MY LIFE'
Naruto couldn't stand his private poem being published.
"WHO THE HELL REVEALED THIS POEM?!"
OWARI
So, how was it? Good? Bad? Well, yes, the poem was written by Naruto who wrote it for three decades, mistaking here and there. He didn't make it a lyrical poem, in case if you're wondering. Guess the three other persons who found this poem while Naruto was asleep in the Hokage's office.
Enough of author's notes. Please RR!